Clueless Schmo

not a vegetable, but devoid of personality and an IQ well below the legal limit

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pinned

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@MajorT0M @iamnotchjohnson thank you, Tom

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@MajorT0M @iamnotchjohnson You are correct. I did not, and I apologize. Absolutely nothing against gay people, and I will delete it. Won’t happen again.

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By the time I’m homeless, I’m hoping most cardboard boxes will have Wi-Fi.

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After a lot of back and forth, I’ve decided to go with cremation. Those inexpensive caskets look very uncomfortable.

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Somebody asked me if I’d prefer to be living in Florida. Well, if I’m going to get sick, I guess I’d rather be at a beach than a bowling alley.

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I see dumb people.

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@NYGovCuomo @inqvmnd Well said Presi...I mean Governor Cuomo.

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When this thing finally blows over, I’m going to bathe myself in Hai Karate and chase some chicks.

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It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, fucking world.

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@MajorT0M @iamnotchjohnson Donald Trump?

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I would call Georgia’s governor a redneck, but I don’t want to disparage rednecks.

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We may not have to worry about global warming for long, reckless leadership will probably kill us first.

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Now that Georgia’s governor is reopening bowling alleys, people are taking up the “sport” just so they can drink somewhere other than their house.

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Our government needs to get its shit together. I’m tired of not finding stimulus checks in my neighbors’ mailboxes.

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Too bad we can’t achieve herd immunity to assholes.

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Our governor decided that bowling alleys will be some of the first businesses to reopen. Why? Because it’s hard to think of anything that might be more important.

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Wow! I’m tired. I’ve spent hours walking around checking neighborhood mailboxes for stimulus checks.

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The greatest advantage of working at home is instant couch access.

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You know it’s bad when Bobby McFerrin is worried and unhappy.

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Eat, drink, and be six feet away.