If my bachelorette party doesn’t have...
• Men crawling up rocks
• Meryl Streep doing a dip to avoid an ex
• My three dads that I didn’t know about
• Donna and the Dynamos
• The songs “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)” and “Voulez Vous”
Then I don’t want it
LADIES imagine this:
It’s 415 BC. You’ve brought dishonor on your family, and you’re not a good housewife. Your father is too old to rejoin the army. You chop of your hair to take his place. A sassy dragon comes to help you get down to business and defeat the Huns. You’re Mulan.
chacos are really the most versatile shoe. wanna go camping? chacos. wanna go to the beach? chacos. wanna climb up a mountain? chacos. wanna take a walk around the city? chacos. wanna go rafting? chacos. wanna go spend a day at the lake? chacos.