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NOT NIC CLAXTON - Obviously never serious - Formerly DalenScaryy

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Norman Powell I love you but we need to stop with the foul baiting gimmick

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Yeah I’m in on the Tiago Splitter system

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Bless up 🥹

[K.C. Johnson @KCJHoop]

Essengue out after drawing 3 fouls in 2 minutes

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Washing Machines will deadass lie straight to your face

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Yooo @anthonyedwards @MELOD1P when we going on our next three man 👀👀😂😂 Im thinking we run Alvin and the chipmunks method for Halloween 👀👀😂😂

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Why does Noa Essengue always look like he’s about to cry

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What’s the deal with this Caleb Wilson guy he seems like he could be pretty good

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Dudes who are 1-4 in fantasy be like:
“The NFL is running out of players”

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Got to be in attendance for the Bulls preseason finale last night

My analysis:
30-win team
Aura and hype moments

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Dashing Donut FC with a heartbreaker tonight. #bulls

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Jacoby Brissett is somehow top 10 in every qb stat ever

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

Fewest yards per pass attempt by a QB since 2010 (min. 1,000 attempts)

1. Blaine Gabbert
2. Mike Glennon
3. Bryce Young
4. Christian Ponder
5. Zach Wilson
6. Brock Osweiler
7. Davis Mills
8. Trevor Siemian
9. Bo Nix
10. Jacoby Brissett

[brandon* @brndxix]

the correct woke stance is that athletes are underpaid

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It’s like seeing an ex

[Warriors Lead @DubsLead]

DALEN TERRY TONIGHT:

23 PTS
8 REB
9 AST
50% FG
80% 3PT (4 3PM)‼️
4 STL‼️

GET HIM A CONTRACT NOW 🔥

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I hate seeing Jerry Reinsdorf celebrate with the team like they aren’t winning in spite of him

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I judge your football knowledge on who you think should start for the Bears next week

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Baseball is awesome because in every other sport you’d be crucified for popping champagne after making it out of the first round

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Mike Tomlin revealing his world is awesome because you can instantly tell a loser from an actual fan of sports from their reaction

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Maga doing so terribly that Cubs fans are trying to claim the left #woke2

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I’m crine bro he accidentally became important at work

[Dave @davebftv]

Case Keenum has arrived for Monday Night Football

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Why they put his first name on the jersey

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to my @WhiteSox (and @Cubs) on making the playoffs! Let’s ride a hot streak all the way to the World Series.