Guess the NBA team:
PG: Made two All-Star teams just to get traded for a guy in his mid-30s
SG: Got drafted 5th overall to run an offense, now he just steals the other team's
SF: Won a dunk contest and somehow the loser is still more famous for it
PF: Went from everybody's trade suggestion to somebody's second option
C: Used to live in the paint, now acts like he's allergic to it
Guess the NBA team:
PG: Has never seen a stepback he didn't like or a foul he didn't want
SG: Drops 40 and somehow still gets blamed for every playoff loss
SF: Blocks shots like a center, gets treated like the 5th option
PF: Won DPOY and the internet still acts like he can't defend
C: Spent his whole career avoiding threes, suddenly thinks he's a stretch five
Lowest Pick & Roll Roll Man Points Per Possession (PPP) In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 15 P&R Roll Man Possessions):
1. Cameron Boozer — 0.64
2. Paul Reed — 0.69
3. Jaren Jackson Jr. — 0.80
3. Moritz Wagner — 0.80
5. Kel'el Ware — 0.82
6. Jalen Smith — 0.85
7. Precious Achiuwa — 0.87
8. Collin Murray-Boyles — 0.95
9. Anthony Davis — 0.98
10. Jarrett Allen — 1.00
10. Moussa Diabate — 1.00
Highest Pick & Roll Roll Man Points Per Possession (PPP) In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 15 P&R Roll Man Possessions):
1. Daniel Gafford — 1.53
2. Wendell Carter Jr. — 1.50
3. Brook Lopez — 1.42
4. Jaxson Hayes — 1.41
5. Alperen Sengun — 1.39
6. Pascal Siakam — 1.36
7. Isaiah Jackson — 1.32
7. Aday Mara — 1.32
9. Donovan Clingan — 1.30
10. Evan Mobley — 1.24
Lowest Points Per 100 Drives In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 50 Drives):
1. Fred VanVleet — 17.8
2. Max Christie — 22.6
3. VJ Edgecombe — 25.7
4. Cam Spencer — 27.1
5. Malik Monk — 27.8
6. Luguentz Dort — 30.0
7. Jonathan Kuminga — 30.4
8. Mikel Brown Jr. — 31.3
9. Josh Giddey — 31.8
10. Sion James — 32.3
🅰️ PLAYER A
24.2 PPG | 7.8 RPG | 5.8 APG
48.0% FG | 32.4% 3PT | 56.5% TS
🅱️ PLAYER B
24.5 PPG | 7.5 RPG | 5.4 APG
46.2% FG | 36.2% 3PT | 58.1% TS
A or B? And Why?
Guess the NBA team:
PG: Has never seen a stepback he didn't like or a foul he didn't want
SG: Drops 40 and somehow still gets blamed for every playoff loss
SF: Blocks shots like a center, gets treated like the 5th option
PF: Won DPOY and the internet still acts like he can't defend
C: Spent his whole career avoiding threes, suddenly thinks he's a stretch five
Guess the NBA team:
PG: Almost 40 and still has to bail everyone out every night
SG: Fans want him benched, coach would trust him with his life
SF: Scores 3 points and somehow gets praised for doing the little things
PF: Rookie came to learn from the vets, ended up being the second option
C: Averages more arguments than points, still somehow runs the entire offense