Chris

Virgin. NFT Enthusiast. Gatorade’s JV Football Player of The Year x4.

[Chris @Clutchmore]

Dudes tucking his shit every chance he gets🤣🫩

[andy @AndyHaider2]

I always vape in the bar on the off chance the security beats me to death

[spence @spencers_tweets]

This girl that let me hit in high school passed away… RIP Moriah, your parents’ house was awesome

[spence @spencers_tweets]

Mailman skipped over me today bc I had no letters coming…. He probly thinks I have no motion

[Chris @Clutchmore]

@LiamJoyce_ Dude eats “the works” at buzz inn under 10 minutes once and swears he walks on water💀💀💀

[Chris @Clutchmore]

THIS JUST IN: Andy opted in for some Short Ribs at the dinner deadline and will now be bloated over the weekend due to his big lunch and dinner.

Thoughts?🤔

[Chris @Clutchmore]

BREAKING: Andy will NOT be eating dinner tonight, as he is still full from a big lunch. He will instead opt to wait for Breakfast tomorrow.

Thoughts?🤔

[Chris @Clutchmore]

BREAKING: Andy will NOT be eating dinner tonight, as he is still full from a big lunch. He will instead opt to wait for Breakfast tomorrow.

Thoughts?🤔

[andy @AndyHaider2]

100 gorillas vs. my cousin Bartholomew

[andy @AndyHaider2]

This is about to be the smelliest war of all time

[Brandyn @HeckaBeast33]

New year new me

[Brandyn @HeckaBeast33]

Me at midnight while everyone else is kissing and I’m cooking up a tweet

[andy @AndyHaider2]

Blair witch project (1999)

[andy @AndyHaider2]

Me when I see a big dog

[Legend Suddarth @LegendSuddarth]

If you don't like Taylor swift then you aren't American 🇺🇸💪🏻#standupfortaylor

[Chris @Clutchmore]

@JohnnySukamii And those new ideas never let us down🔋🤩

[Chris @Clutchmore]

@AdamFriedland You think you could jump over it?

[Chris @Clutchmore]

@michikaat @MonkeyRat0 @cubiqq @Starweeji @HoFMalt11 @laylicals222 @OvOBrezzzy @ihyjuju You just cant drink the water after like you do the milk, it aint that bad😭

[Chris @Clutchmore]

@Shanemgillis Did you mention youre fat and gay?

[Chris @Clutchmore]

This looks like an active night at the YMCA😭

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

we’re underway in Miami.

[Chris @Clutchmore]

@andreas_racz Like some real high value men!😭