Clyde “Chicken Fried” Davenport

Batesville Native. Married 3 times, but only one crotch critter. UM alum ‘96

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I dare a liberal bring up January 6th again. Fuck you.

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Treating myself on this fine Tuesday. If you don’t like it, then fuck you. Thanks 🦅🇺🇸

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Christ Almighty, i’m hungover as fucking balls. Let’s have a day, thanks.

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@doggincartgirls This is fucking insane. Good shit, congratulations son.

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Makes my dick hard. Fuck you Sleepy Joe.

[Clyde “Chicken Fried” Davenport @ClydeFried6420]

A&M currently on pace to save the world. Please, anyone but the fucking Volunteers. #FuckVitello

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The Chi O bob hairstyle. It’s a real fucking thing. Christ

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CWS beer definitely competes with an airport cold one. Only thing missing is the rebs. We’ll be back. Thanks- #FireBianco

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Just can’t tell me shit. Airport bag and beer. Let’s ride, or should I say fly?

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National shortage of this shit at the bars in Oxford. Do you know how impossible it is to rush fucking sack without it?? Figure it the FUCK out. #ItLooksLikeAMovieProp

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Not much money in there, but a whole lotta fun. Been gone for a minute, bag just fires me up 🎱

[Beck “The Buck” Trotter 🇹🇹 @BigBuckBeck67]

How it felt leaving my 11:00 am to go participate in some counterterrorism
#USA #hottytoddy

[Clyde “Chicken Fried” Davenport @ClydeFried6420]

HOLY SHIT!!! Caitlin Clark is making 75 grand a year!! I don’t give a flying fuck. #Poser

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Good day’s work. Finally realized how the Egyptian’s built the fucking pyramids. Let’s finish this thing off Scottie! #FuckYeah #America #Sourcery

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Got a wicked OTPHJ last night. Shit was insane. You know that feeling when you’re harder when you dry hump rather than actual fucking? I don’t know honestly, i’m hungover as fuck and don’t know what to do. Happy Wednesday #Fuckthis

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Stat Line after 2 hours into March Madness:
2/2 Broken brackets
-$100 On the book
1 fucking tard of a head coach
$1,000,000 dollar bid for Hubbard across the nation.
Fuck this sport.

[Clyde “Chicken Fried” Davenport @ClydeFried6420]

After a long talk with my buddy, @BigBuckBeck67, I just want y’all to know a fucking noodle can do it all. Fuck a hot dog and a hamburger. Sometimes pasta does me just fine. If you don’t get it, then honestly fuck you. #NoodleMorph

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@Jed_Witherspoon This is what happens after you have 27 too many budweisers. Feeling for you @Jed_Witherspoon

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I swear to God, this bitch is speaking in hieroglyphics. What the fuck is that? #IBuiltThePyramids

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If you wanna find some fucking sympathy from me? Look in the dictionary right between shit and fucking syphilis. #FuckYou #PeeWeeShit