Clyde Perry

My name is Clyde Perry. I am an intelligence officer for the Murkoff Corporation. (I actually enjoy hypnochromia a lot…also yes Clyde‘s THE puppy oat)

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@pyan_nor Hes done the same to mine. I can’t say it was a particularly pleasant experience.

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@alpinesnowbell @SouthernSp00ks no. no please

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

—> Are you in a polyamorous relationship, Mister Clyde????

No, I’m afraid not. I can’t say where that question came from, but I assure you, I’m not in a polyamorous relationship.

https://t.co/3j8r5lXy3l

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@nicepsai Quite. I would prefer to avoid another scene in the hallway…though I must say, I believe we’re both rather overdue for a salary increase.

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#hypnochromia ? I'm afraid I allowed myself a moment of weakness with Dr. Easterman. I would prefer not to elaborate.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@Schl0u Oh, that would be hilarious.

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@nicepsai Must we make this a topic of discussion? I would rather keep certain matters out of the smoking room, thank you….

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@ihateitplz I‘m coming over.

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@SouthernSp00ks You really know your way around don‘t you…

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@DeLuLuWaEnzo @AB_Avellanos Absolutely not.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@alpinesnowbell Thank you…

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

I feel rather upset today.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

Cute little guy.

[judsy_jud @jukJujada]

i feel like a drunk mother who brought her drunk kid to her bar shift

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i feel like a drunk mother who brought her drunk kid to her bar shift

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@jukJujada Coffee toffees? Awe…well, that’s hardly an adequate substitute for pie, but I suppose I’ll manage.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@SouthernSp00ks Please don‘t beat me darling. I promise I will be there I will be…

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1 ~ Oh, I dont mind at all! Quite the contrary, I think there should be even more of us! The more Clydes, the merrier, wouldnt you agree?

2 ~ Careful now. Id hate to have to report this little incident to Dr. Easterman. Im sure hed be very interested in discussing your behaviour

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@SouthernSp00ks Cheating?! Goodness, no! I can assure you there’s been no such thing. I don’t know where you’ve gotten that idea, but I assure you, it’s entirely unfounded!