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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

@RepSwalwell Mr. baseball

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Holy shit. Biden just turned Marjorie Taylor Greene’s own words attacking him into a commercial.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jr: I don’t snort cocaine, it’s not my thing

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

My student loans identify as PPP loans

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

See you at the groundbreaking.

[Minions @Minions]

This is what you get without an HOA.

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

@sam_pagne We keep it right next to the beta max/VHS/DVD combo player

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

This is just like that time in Muppets Take Manhattan when the Muppets, after unsuccessfully attempting to take Manhattan, split up and leave Manhattan.

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

@AOC Just like she practiced in the shower with her shampoo bottles

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Maybe It’s Me

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

There’s probably not a lot you recall from school

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Growing up, I don’t recall teachers announcing their marital status & pronouns to everyone.

They’re there to educate.

How is this still a complaint of the Left?

[Yung Rénzél 👑 @RickRoss]

Today is a perfect day to boss up

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

@thega1nz There’s a gym shark logo on it

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

You Jewish now, Jeu

[Jonny Lazarus @JLazzy23]

Jerry Jeudy.

Jewish community legend.

[MT @Clyde_Hamilton]

@sam_pagne Thanks for getting me back this AM 😌🥱

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

NJ's own @StevieVanZandt 🎸 has a VERY special message for Dr. Oz!!

So Dr. Oz just fuhgeddaboudit!

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Most Americans don’t realize how small Texas actually is.