Clyve Lagerquist

Sommelier, whisky snob, writer

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To everyone (mostly my 12 followers) saying Batman could lose his “powers” with an IRS audit: the dude outsmarts criminal geniuses/demigods/5th Dimensional monsters. How much credit do you give auditors?! They make about what middle school teachers make. #payteachersmore

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@YoniWolf Simeon’s Dilemma
Into The Shadows of My Embrace
A Sky for Shoeing Horses Under
Paper Hearts
Blackest Purse

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@GameChangerSam The funniest comment during character creation was when @ZacOyama was like “why do I think all of these are fuckin’ Beardsly?” Basked a laugh on the subway.

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@PicturesFoIder X=2
(Divide both sides by two)

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@samreich Vicious and anonymous

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@ZacOyama Where is you Musk now?!

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@dimension20show Ever since Murph mentioned Wheel of Time on Adventuring Party ep2 about sword forms I’ve been hoping for frog pun based versions of these: https://t.co/g2a6v8mEc1

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@allainst In Latin it is. Means queen, basically.

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When Live Shows Return, Lucid Lip Is Ready https://t.co/qNGju5qpA7

#lucidlip

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@IJasonAlexander Taking parachute pants further to hot air balloon pants.

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Let’s all be honest: the stock market is dumb fake nonsense. At this point the DCEU makes more sense.

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@binge_mode what if the 14000605th viewing by Strange was just the first scenario he found that “worked” which is why he stopped?

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@binge_mode about #DrStrange viewing 14mil+ futures, what if he just stopped once he saw a “winner”?

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@allainst Same in New York. Shit means nothing.

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@binge_mode Just listened to #malibag3 and I have to say: reading (at age 12) the revival scene was fucking horrifying. So I guess that’s the most memorable point for me.

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@TheRealEssad @binge_mode Duh. The Second Coming.

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@allainst Are we as people that broken and in need? Yes.

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@explorinloren Pretty sure they’ll do that for you.

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@allainst @ThatEricAlper It wouldn’t be hard for me to come up with one. It would be hard to narrow a couple hundred down to only 18 minutes.

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This is how my year sounded on @Spotify. Get your 2020 Wrapped now #2020Wrapped https://t.co/neUHfk9sXF

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@allainst At least it keeps people at a distance. From my college experience, one regular door length away, which is apparently safe.