Courtney Warlow

Dreamer. Beazy 👑

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

Hi Courtney, retweet this when you've organized your life a little better.

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@JhnMcDnld Omg congratulations!!! 😍

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I’d probably eat more @tacobell if they had a points system…… just saying

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Everyone’s making posters using AI and I’m just so fucking sick of seeing them because they all look the same 😂

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

The initial reaction isn’t the eternal reaction

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Some dumb guy told me money can’t buy happiness, so how come when I’m counting money I’m the happiest?

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

There’s something sort of poetic about taking your anti-depressant with a glass of wine 🍷

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All I’m saying is, if Dairy Queen wasn’t closed today, I’d probably be a whole lot less cranky.

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@ItsTheSituation And that’s on the year of the snake! 🐍

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@McDonaldsCanada hey so my 5 year old decided she likes Big Macs, however, she also still wants a happy meal… so I’m gonna need you to come out with a mini Mac happy meal or something please

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

All I want for Christmas is to be able to afford angel tree kids on top of my own kids 😭 bless the souls who do because every kid deserves Christmas magic.

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

Can the Canadian government please start funding our schools better so they can stop trying to suck parents dry over every little damn thing? $12.00 for a painted canvas? $15.00 for a recorder? $15.00 per kid to cover “bus fees”? It’s a bit a much and parents are struggling too.

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Taking pictures with your young kids giving the middle finger is trashy af - I said what I said.

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

“How I sneak in a workout as a stay at home mom” LADY you’re home all day every day I promise you, you can find the time to work out. Try leaving the house for 8-9 hours a day and realize then you REALLY have no time for anything 😂

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

Surviving not thriving ✨

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Who’s that girl in the gold stilettos? Face look rich but she moves so ghetto.

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

I turned 32 and it’s just been downhill ever since 😅

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

Gas station glizzies just hit different

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I didn’t tell her you’re the fucking devil.

[Courtney Warlow @Cmartyjw]

Focus on the plot.