Pumama

yo mama follows me on Twitter

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Blow jobs solve problems

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Pretending you’re okay when you’re not okay is a mastered skill

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

My kids out here singing Ruff Ryders Anthem 🤣

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

My 3 yr old out here singing, “Somebody pour me up a double shot of whiskey, they know me and Jack Daniel’s got a history”

I think I’m more proud than disappointed 🤣

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Being hungover as a parent is a whole new level of being hungover lol

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

@zonesmakesmusic The irony fr 🫠

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Me, thinking I could keep Halloween candy early 🤡

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

U know u high when everything in ur house starts to look like your dog

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Out on the corner begging shamelessly with your two toddlers; one of them gripping a cup for spare change with persuasive Puss in Boots eyes. The other gripping your iPhone 15 playing games.

Hmmm

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

lol

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Yall getting sick of social media yet?

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Someone told me that toddlers are just drunk little people and im forever changed

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Don’t lie, yall have confused a fly on the tv for a hockey puck

On another note, go Avs!

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results”

THE MF BRONCOS SHOULDVE DRAFTED A LINEMAN, it’s clear the qb route ain’t it!!!!!!!

If you give an nfl qb enough time, they’ll be able to throw the mf ball, period!

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

My son is a perfectly toasted marshmallow lmao that quarter Filipino be doing some mad justice lol

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

My mans just said that Daisy’s gonna stab him 🤣 #TheBachelor

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

The Law of ThermHOEdynamics

The First Law:
Hoes don’t get cold

The Second Law:
The more you drink, the less you feel

The Third Law:
The lesser the surface area of clothing, the more heat created thru friction ;)
if y’all know what I mean

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

Phillip Lindsay honestly kills it on 104.3 😏

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Yes, I take beers to the shitter with me. And no, I am not ashamed

[Pumama @CmcGangsta]

YEZZZZUSSSSS…lawd forgive my thoughts 🫠 #TheBachelor