CmdrChaos 🏴‍☠️

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@AMAZlNGNATURE It’s a turtle. You can see the outline of its shell beneath the water’s surface. I’m guessing a snapping turtle.

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@NickAdamsinUSA I’m laughing at all of the fools who bought them.

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@Jim_Jordan You meant to say “fighting for your money.”

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@laurenboebert You’re not a conservative, you’re an authoritarian.

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@ElizManresa Same company makes a very good Sambal Oelek (Garlic chili paste) as well 😋

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@CollinRugg Certainly not. I also would not trust P. T. Barnum more than Dr. Jonas Salk.

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@GregAbbott_TX Certainly we should be doing everything we can to bring this young man home. Do not refer to him as a U.S. Marine. He was dishonorably discharged. He is an ex Marine or a former Marine. Do not discredit the USMC.

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@Jim_Jordan Given your history, the words “school”, “university”, and “college” are probably best left unsaid.

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@ElizaManresa1 Crab Nachos in Pensacola 🏖

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@TheLeoTerrell Nope

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@bader_diedrich On the contrary, that’s barely enough.

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@susieq2457 10 I think

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@ElizManresa I’m still around 😉. Resting up for the next election season. I have to store up my sarcasm.

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@ElizManresa - Happy Birthday 🎈. You’re …

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[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

From the new musical LITTLE SHQP QF HQRRQRS... This one goes out to all the congress Karens! 🙋🏼‍♀️🎶 #GurlYoureAKaren

[Dr. John B. King, Jr. @JohnBKing]

I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

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@ElizManresa A1 on a brisket? Never thought of that 🤔. Does he add it before or after the peanut butter?

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@primetimeJoey Break a leg. 👍

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@GOPLeader If you have something constructive to contribute then by all means put it on the table. Otherwise, stop kvetching and let the grownups in the room do their work.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

BREAKING: During his State of the Union Speech,... President Biden appointed Texas Governor Greg Abbott to take down the Russian power grid