Jesse

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

Hey @TheEllenShow, have you laughed today? Put @shaner528 on your show and you will! http://t.co/mWH9Qs73Jz #MakeEllenLaugh

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

@neiltyson There must be some kind of gravity slingshot effect happening... is the asteroid gaining or losing energy, and how much?

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

#fieldrunners2 makes me tweet for points :(

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

I got a shoe-shaking 474,530 points on "Twist of Fate" in Fieldrunners 2! Top that! http://t.co/t5mi2G0X #fieldrunners2

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

I just got 24,310 on "Meanwhile..." in Fieldrunners 2! I am Einstein, but handsome! http://t.co/t5mi2G0X #fieldrunners2

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

@Deathwatchgamin hello deathwatch. I'm coming for one of these keys!

[Slightly Stoopid @SlightlyStoopid]

RT to win a Stoopid stash jar. Check out "Wiseman" ft. @DonCarlosReggae live at @TRI_Studios http://t.co/ocwseZeU & get free mp3 #StoopidTRI

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

@GibsonTwist @neiltyson All hail the king.

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

@ZenMagnets I find it interesting a small company such as yours is stepping up a joining the SOPA blackout. I will only buy Zen from now on.

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

@HuskyStarcraft Tie a sock around the kittens waist and it won't be able to use its hind legs. Removing sock will restore kitty to normal!

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

Oh irony! "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who think they are free.” ~ Sarah Palin #TeaParty #Occupy #tcot

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

Taken at the San Francisco Botanical Garden. http://t.co/D385Qsuw

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

#istandfor The patent situation is a mess. protect true innovators from npes and make software unpatentable. http://t.co/xeIO3ZC

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

We were like groan not another fetch quest amirite? #sworcery

[Jesse @CmdrDeadman]

Our research indicates that social support networks will play a significant positive role in the outcome of S:S&S EP. #sworcery