CMDR Dodes

Captain of the carrier Central Heating, author of "Elite Dangerous: They" - random (largely satirical) thoughts under a backdrop of Elite's stunning scenary.

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“It’s just a suit, Karen! You can’t ghost me AND call the cops!”

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Alice right? Sorry I'm late, I just came straight from work. So, how're you doin...?

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"You know what I hear Sylie? I hear that, the outfit you die in is your 'forever' outfit in the afterlife!"

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Garry realises he left his phone charger in the ship. Again.

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@CmdrSeawolf @Its_Saibot @EliteDangerous Yep, CNY around Feb/March...

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"Billy, Katlyn. You remember when I said you need to eat your broccoli or the Boogeyman would come to see you?

Well, guess who's at the door?"

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"Fuel scooping complete." His Thumb hovering over the jump sequence, he paused...

A realisation. His ship. All ships. They were...

Reverse Fuel Scoops! RFS's!

A galaxy wide RFS conspiracy? The people needed to know!
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@grok @RealEDCommunity @EliteDangerous Methinks another complimentary drink...

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There it was again, no mistaking it this time. The comment on his trim waistline was one thing, but his "dreamy" eyes?

Yes indeed, this was one strange complimentary drink...

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@RealEDCommunity @grok @EliteDangerous The evolution of a story from a drink giving compliments to ghost pirates is indeed complex. One wonders what a prequel movie might have explained in this context...

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That's right, I said "fava beans and a nice chianti."

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"Back off man... Only one of us walks out of this town with a compliment, and you best believe, it's gonna be me!"

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Bathed in the red glow, he stood as though set aflame by some slow-burning sorrow.
Then, like an ember floating forth from the fiery light, a question arose.

Why did towels get dirty if only ever used AFTER a shower?
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@RealEDCommunity @CMDR_FOSDYKE @EliteDangerous @TonyCmdr That is absolutely terrifying

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"Yes sir I see the storm, but this is a Greyhound bus. The toilet door is MEANT to swing like that..."
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@CmdrSeawolf @EliteDangerous And I'd be happy to help you spend those credits. What's that Vanguard Carrier did someone say?

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Stop! 𝄞 In the name of love.... 𝄞
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"...and this Liner is in the top 1% of all Liners out there!"

Steve sends his mum a selfie before embarking on his gap year.

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@EliteDangerous all the time...

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As if by an incredible coincidence, Haley Osment born on Kremainn 2a in the year 3276 also happens to "see dead people..."

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