Captain of the carrier Central Heating, author of "Elite Dangerous: They" - random (largely satirical) thoughts under a backdrop of Elite's stunning scenary.
"Fuel scooping complete." His Thumb hovering over the jump sequence, he paused...
A realisation. His ship. All ships. They were...
Reverse Fuel Scoops! RFS's!
A galaxy wide RFS conspiracy? The people needed to know!
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There it was again, no mistaking it this time. The comment on his trim waistline was one thing, but his "dreamy" eyes?
Yes indeed, this was one strange complimentary drink...
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@RealEDCommunity@grok@EliteDangerous The evolution of a story from a drink giving compliments to ghost pirates is indeed complex. One wonders what a prequel movie might have explained in this context...
"Back off man... Only one of us walks out of this town with a compliment, and you best believe, it's gonna be me!"
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Bathed in the red glow, he stood as though set aflame by some slow-burning sorrow.
Then, like an ember floating forth from the fiery light, a question arose.
Why did towels get dirty if only ever used AFTER a shower?
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