Cory Miess

song lyrics, weird thoughts, I'm too drunk and don't know what's going on, and shit overheard at work

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

If youre the kind of employee that is mad when its slow AND mad when its busy, I honestly don't give a fuck about your opinion on any business matter

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Sometimes, you think you're doing alright mentally, and then somebody puts on the "bye bye butterfree" episode at the bar

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

And if you choose to live this way, ill count the days 'til youre gone. And if you choose to live this way, I'll shed no tears when you're gone.

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Pure of heart, broad of chest, dumb of ass

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

I misspoke and said "starry eyed and bushy tailed" earlier, but in retrospect, I think i like that phrase a lot better than the original

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

I love a man in cuneiform

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Why is it that the people who have the most annoying voices are also the people who never shut the fuck up.

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

So, I dont know what it is with men's jeans companies, but like, I got a booty. And I know I've built up a gut recently, but any jeans I've bought recently cannot fit my mid section. Waist is fine, but fucking christ, where do I have to look to find jeans that can contain my ass

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

If I asked chatGPT to write you a symphony, just to say how much you mean to me, what would you do?

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Spotify Ai DJ: Aight, up next we got some of your favorite artist from 2023. Here's Kim Petras
(Plays Mastodon)

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

MY CABBAGES

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Ten in a pen pressed against me

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Adorn me in feathers from dead birds

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Jesus Built My Hot Dog

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Purple is a really weird word

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

To anyone who needs to hear it, putting something in an empty space on a shelf isn't "organizing". On the same note, shoving shit around to make room doesn't count either.

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

Dont waste your tears on yesteryears

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

They're only tater tots if they're from the Tater region of Idaho. Otherwise they're just sparkling potato barrels.

[Cory Miess @Cmiess]

My whole life is a dark room