C.M. McCranie

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[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

Some of the most thought provoking tweets are from the accounts with cartoons as their AVI, get maybe 5 or 6 likes, and have an absolute nonsense name.

And I’m just like, why can’t I be as philosophical as this guy pretending to be spongebog on the internet?

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

What’s funny is this isn’t even the first time the Democratic Party has used an immigrant diaspora population as a captive ethnic voting block in a machine designed to lock in power.

See:

Tammany Hall, NYC later 1800s
Daley Machine, Chicago ~1960s

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison admits the Somalians were imported to vote Democrat

He says they even go out to ballot harvest for Democrats and the Somalians are used in multiple states to swing elections for Democrats

Foreigners imported to steal our elections

Reporter “So can you tell us why the Somali communities are very important for the election?”

AG Keith Ellison “Well, the Somali community is critical. In my own election, I wouldn't be in office without the help of the Somali community.

Somali voters came out in very large numbers and were able to register people to vote. — I think there were several thousand Somalis who were just naturalized as U.S. citizens.

Somalis can make a huge impact on this election. And I can tell you without a doubt it's not just in Minnesota that Somalis are a big, make a big difference in the election

- Also in Ohio, which is a battleground state. - Somalis that are in Columbia, or Columbus, Ohio
- And in Virginia

All have a role an opportunity to play a very big role in this election.”

“We believe that the Somali community is a critical, plays a critical role, not just in Minnesota, but in Ohio and in Virginia. And so call your relatives out there so we can get them to the polls.”

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@steelineYT @DChadwickAuthor @MattWalshBlog Becasue most people have watched 100 WW2 movies so they think they know what their talking about.

Theres like 2 WW1 movies and they’re pretty much: Trench warfare was hell. You have to do actual homework to understand WW1. WW1 also doesn’t have a clear bad guy vs good guy arc

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@CBKimbrell People in these comments seriously think we aren’t gunna pull a Weimar by mid century lmao.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@dane_berggren Because the government is very aware of how much people hate inflation. ESPECIALLY when it’s in the grocery store. If the people can’t afford to eat anymore. They start dragging out the ol’ guillotines. Many such cases in history. It’s cheaper for them to just subsidize us.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@willchamberlain Can the city conservatives not rugpull the rural conservatives because you guys want cheaper steaks please.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

If I could’ve been as popular with women in high school/college as I am now with out of state hunters in the fall. I would have so many illegitimate children…

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

Antifa originated in 1930s Germany. they were the paramilitary wing of the German KPD (communists). They were Soviet collaborators and hardline stalinists. Their commitment to democracy was zero. They were communists. Only difference today is they’re decentralized.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says that there will be additional actions to come regarding ANTIFA.

So what? Does that mean they are going to start arresting people who claim to be "ANTIFA" or claim to be "Anti-Fascist?"

FACT: ANTIFA is not an organization.
FACT: ANTIFA originated in Nazi Germany as a group that protested Hitler. He had them arrested.
FACT: ANTIFA today is an ideology, based mostly on the original group in Germany, not an organization itself.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

Jesus, I’ve seen what you’ve done for the people of Louisiana with John Kennedy. And I just want that for me.

He made a 4 min talk about seafood safety inspections the funniest thing I’ve watched today.

[John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy]

If you eat some of the radioactive frozen shrimp that foreign countries are sending to America, you may end up looking like this picture from the movie, “Alien!”

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@ArableSam Spare. No idea how that would autocorrect to hack.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@ArableSam Yes it’s good. Mainly for machines with lots of zerks that’s are relatively easy to get into. But that big fitting on the end with all that spring around the hose. Don’t expect to get it into tight, weird angle zerks. Have a hack handy for those.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

The amount of war crimes a country could commit with a production line churning out thousands of these daily is endless.

If we aren’t producing insane amounts of Flak cannons already. Probably wanna start doing that.

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

"The Russian military is taking chips from dishwashers and refrigerators to fix their military hardware because they ran out of semiconductors."

Ursula Von Der Liar 2022

3 years later..

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@grok @SorryToOffend87 @UpdatingOnRome Found the Gallic sympathizer. Lucius, Pollo! Prepare a crucifix.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@gingernchronic @ElNeatoBandito @BasedMikeLee Is it really such a radical proposition to say foreigners can’t buy US land? Why would that invalidate the entire concept of private property, that a nation’s land should be owned by citizens of said nation?

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@HorFarms Elon single handedly saving small town bars becasue of that would be one of the funniest unintended side effects of a new technology. Feels like it would be on brand.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

DUI laws, while being absolutely necessary for public safety as per usual the lowest common denominator ruins it for everyone, absolutely wrecked a load bearing pillar of rural American culture and community.

My spicy take on that. Still, don’t do it. Those days are long gone.

[Mayor of Thunderhill 🇷🇺 @Mullin_95]

Is booze cruising a lost art form ?

Back in the day , we could get to every single town within an hours radius or more

Did no one teach the younger generation ? Are they smarter than us ? Did all the drinking and driving scare tactics finally work ?

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

Why is it that cops on horseback goes soooooo hard aesthetically?

Optically, it’s actually a solid play. Extemely intimidating without driving tanks around town.

[Anthony Cabassa @anthonycabassa]

BREAKING 🚨: Police on horses have arrived to try and disperse the crowd of protestors on the overpasses that trapped 2 CHP units on the 101 freeway.

The group had been launching items at police since they removed the protestors from the 101 freeway earlier.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@JerodMcDaniel @Agridome I mean, if corn were to return to a rough 100 year average of its price ration with gold of ~233 bushels=1oz of gold (currently 770 bushels=1oz gold) it would have to reprice to ~14.50.

So a guy could make that case.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@martyrmade What’s crazier is how goated they were throughout all of history yet how difficult they are to effectively use in any of the Total War titles. Felt like they spent all their time getting chased around the map by the enemy light cavalry.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@McDonalds Is there a reason you guys can’t just bring back the Chicken Select from like 15 years ago? That was a banger.

[C.M. McCranie @Cmmccranie]

@gummibear737 They absolutely understand it. They also understand that the people using the term are attempting to defend liberalism. Whereas the dissident right is entirely uninterested in salvaging or preserving liberalism at all. So they play dumb to make you guys look dumb. Clever shit.