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[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Beach dayyyyy

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@fryspati In what way exactly

[trenton @straightbaitor]

You all shit on a group of shirtless gym gays at a rave, you all shit on a group of gays clothed who are wholesomely going out together, and you all shit on a group of beefy bear gays in their safe space…. You all just hate gay people

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Is Hairspray the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life?

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon are the same guy

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@lostdigivault To be fair, it would be easier to notice them if they came down to me for healing anyway

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@dinosaur_info So two people talking and talking and talking at the same machine the entire time I was there one night. I guess we’re just working out our mouths tonight

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Ok arms are getting pretty big, I’ll admit

[mister employed @Forever_Wario]

I’ve been trying to bulk for the first time ever, and it really makes me appreciate how astounding it is that Luka got fat as a 6’8” professional athlete

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Not really a fan of the noises my car is making right now. Maybe if I ignore them for long enough I’ll forget it never made them in the first place.

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

If I did this at the pharmacy I work at someone genuinely might have a heart attack.

[lexi @elextra__]

went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Me holding a pitcher of beer (cup of beer for reference)

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Pretty much every morning if you’re as virile as me

[sleepy @flootloop25]

do guys get morning wood every morning or is that just an occasional thing

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@fryspati Oh my god yessssss

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Beach Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@fryspati @lily__pond Real, so real

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@ds00za @dinosaur_info Well, it’s the bf’s choice, I’ll let him know, but he’s pretty set with his selection

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

@fryspati I think the beard/moustache really does it for you tho

[Cgreen 🟩 @CnnorG]

Getting a boner in public is so embarrassing, it’s like, “Oh noooo, don’t look at my huge cock through my 4 inch inseam shorts! 🙈”