Birt the Squirt

25 | cars, video games, heavy metal, food and a whole lotta sarcasm

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@TheCrewGame Mercedes CLK GTR when 🥺🥺

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@usermooseontwt 25 for that amount of delectable protein? Hell yeah 😂

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@whateverv1v Sticky lip gloss?? That sounds like hell bruh 💀

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@Nia_papaya_ Put me in coach i can rub my belly and pat my head simultaneously 🤪

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@JaredFPS Might as well just add your build list to the bottom of the post.. you gonna have these kids on their sub 1k builds thinking they can achieve those kinda frames with simple setting tweaks 😂

[ViolentFights @ViolentFight]

@slvppy Can’t even open this app around people anymore

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@feegoetv But def goes to show how unbalanced that gun is cuz he still won that fight even after you landed like the first 2-3 shots before he even started returning fire

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@feegoetv Well considering neither of you missed a shot, wsp9 600 rpm and swarm 1000 rpm, i think it makes sense that he won

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I need to go hunting at least once in my life man

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@nategibson Yo Nate i game on a g502 hero. I’ve come to the realization that it’s just a lil too big for my hand. I’m on the market for a mouse about 10-15% smaller, any recs?

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@sommerjessm Things like this lead me to believe we are not our body. merely pilots

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Wait so is not being able to remember shit due to trauma considered an autonomous self defense mechanism? Is my brain blocking shit to protect my mental wellbeing?

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@sommerjessm I don’t expect you to answer this but how is it that our brains know if can/can’t handle those memories?? 🤔

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@whateverv1v

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Yooooooo wtf… they stand on business like THAT!?

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@ModernWarzone That 3rd guy was NOT happy about losing that gunfight 😭😭

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@ItsBassi Now THIS is what i call riding in style fr

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Damn yall pick some terrible ass folks to call your best friend lol

[Hoopztarot🔮 @Hoopztarot]

Tik tok so messy😭😭

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Every time i see this type of video i cant help but think “ so this mf is really walking around setting up a tripod to record EVERYTHING!?”

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

I found someone worst then Drew Walls 😭

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Not the bri ish girlies not knowing what an apple fritter is 😭😭 and the way they were having fun saying ranch has me dead lmaoooo

[TITAN @TemooTitan]

British girls first time in Target 😭😭😭