Miles Beever

Two time NWAC champion. College and professional football enthusiast, participation trophy breaker.

[coolman carver @coolmancarver]

Call me Scottie Scheffler the way I’m assaulting these pigs

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How long before we get 3 ads on YouTube?

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@Rick_Marshall1 @Applebees @JoeBiden I heard Applebees allowed mail in voting for the competition

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Kind of like a massive stain on the fabric that you can’t get rid of

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Transgender Americans are part of the fabric of our nation.

On Transgender Day of Visibility, our Administration honors the extraordinary courage of transgender Americans and reaffirms our commitment to forming a more perfect union – where all people are treated equally.

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@USFLShowboats @MatthewCoghlin I’m surprised he could nail that kick in front of all those fans

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Drinking till blackout

[MLB @MLB]

What is your guilty pleasure treat at the ballpark?

[Chris @citehchris]

my girl walking me out of costco after i ate 6 hot dogs

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Put a boot in a foreigner’s ass today for Toby

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Buzzball and a camel crush before clocking in #TuesdayMotivaton

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#NewProfilePic took this shot at the climax of my ayahuasca trip a little while back. Felt worth sharing, brand new man brand new profile pic.

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I hope there’s no fentanyl in my @kfc order again

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For every migrant crossing into the border, we should deport 2 American citizens that support Hamas. These migrants coming in are far more grateful, and useful to America than the nimrods calling for a ceasefire. #Israel #adiosLiberals

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

Kyle Rittenhouse should get to play a series at QB in the First Responder Bowl

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My favorite moment from this Christmas! Keeping on the family tradition and passing this gem down to my boy, just look how happy he was

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@NOLESurDADDY @KirkHerbstreit It’s been a few weeks since Florida fell out of the CFP race. Time to get out of the basement, go take a shower, and get outside again! Breathe in some fresh air and get some sunlight. You’ll see how goofy your opinion is with time and that’s ok!

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I really didn’t sleep well at all last night after figuring out my local KFC/A&W chain closed for good

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Seems like the wheelchair is much faster. If God wanted them to walk he would’ve given them functioning legs. Science has gone too far

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Monday lineup

-Black coffee (2 cups)
-Zyn upper decker
-Multiple sports betting browsers up
-The price is right marathon

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