Coach Cesar

Fitness coach. Trivia dad. Dog lover

[Coach Cesar @CoachCesar318]

The World: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does the most wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

The World: no not like that

#fifa #worldcup #usamnt

[Coach Cesar @CoachCesar318]

The blueprint is believing in yourself. The cheat code is discipline and consistency.
The truth is nobody is coming to save you.
It's on YOU, legend.
Past is done. You write your future.
Let's go! 💪

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They finna McFindout

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If you hang out with us too long, we’ll brainwash you into believing in yourself and knowing you can achieve anything.

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I’m doing the May challenge.
I May or May Not Give a F*ck

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Tax return: $1,400

Me at Louis Vuitton: Lemme talk to Lewis

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We provide an excellent work environment.

The work environment:

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I didn't choose this life. This life chose me.

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I should call her

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December: 2025 it’s going to be my year!
January…

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Córdoba goleador en no sé d��nde. Pero esto si da es pena 🤦🏻‍♂️ #SeleccionColombia

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Hasta cuando van a seguir metiendo de titular a Davison Sánchez en la selección Colombia ?? Ese man ya no ve ni una

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Sports be like: can’t afford gas but watch this millionaire throw a ball to another millionaire haha we still don't have Healthcare

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If you really want her to calm down
during an argument, just say
“My mom was right about you”

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@cheerfulclips Support you either way. That’s the one!!
Best wife award. All husbands in here know what I mean

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Things that will give you a hangover after the age of 40 : alcohol, no alcohol, sleeping too much, not sleeping enough, traffic, dreaming too hard, spicy food, too much sun, extended phone calls, noise, fluorescent lighting, news of the outside world

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Things that will give you a hangover before the age of 40: maybe alcohol

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This is how my wife apologizes

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Mi abuelito cuando era bebé:

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Alexa. Show me 3rd Party Candidates.