Chris

Livin’ la vida without the loca.

[Chris @CoachChong]

I’m taking the under on this one bro.

[resident primate @bingusyusy]

Chat will this play?

[Chris @CoachChong]

Cowboys defense will do that to you.

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

Jesus fucking christ

[Chris @CoachChong]

Bears got obliterated today. Hot damn. $SPY

[Chris @CoachChong]

If JNCO jeans are making a comeback..

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

7 year old me going to my parents room to let them know I threw up

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Here is Jalen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is CFB and I love it

[Chris @CoachChong]

The 5 year old windup slap is frying me.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

A woman runs for her life while being chased by dogs but luckily finds a white man to attack instead.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[Chris @CoachChong]

This gotta be from Australia.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This dead leaf that isn’t quite a leaf, this is leaf-mimicking spider, discovered in 2015.

[Chris @CoachChong]

The repair of telomeres in the lobsters DNA allow them to do this. The telomeres don’t deteriorate at the same rate as humans do and deterioration of the telomeres cause degenerative diseases like Alzheimer’s, dementia, etc.

[Yishan @yishan]

My son just explained to my wife that lobsters are effectively immortal and that the only reason they die "of old age" is because they have to continually molt, and each time they molt as they get bigger, it takes more energy and so eventually they just don't do it.

And so he pointed out that if we helped a single lobster keep molting, we could theoretically have a lobster that kept growing without end, and we could eventually get a gigantic lobster that was like 30 feet long.

Good to know that my kids have inherited my tendency to think big.

[Chris @CoachChong]

Bro is explaining how Gon and Killua escaped from the phantom troupe.

[wanye @xwanyex]

I saw a video once where a prisoner in an interrogation room waited until he was alone and then busted through the half-inch drywall into a hallway and fled and it permanently destroyed the illusion for me that rooms only have one way in or out

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former Raiders DT Christian Wilkins is NOT beating any allegations 😭😭

[Chris @CoachChong]

Why does this sound like something from interstellar?

[elina 🔮 🍉 @bogwitchbooks]

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

[Chris @CoachChong]

Someone made a lofi album of their favorite @bmthofficial songs and it’s exactly what I needed today.

[Chris @CoachChong]

No judgement, just my favorite tattoo.

[Lo🪷 @jinxgp]

We listen and we don’t judge One Piece edition

[Chris @CoachChong]

Solid but without the penis head.

[Artur - Library of Ohara @newworldartur]

Official One Piece Gear 5th Crocs collaboration #OnePiece

[Chris @CoachChong]

Me driving to where ever this is.

[Chris @CoachChong]

Why do these taste like a burger from McDonalds?

[Chris @CoachChong]

When I’m two beers deep and see a girl with very symmetrical eyebrows.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

BEIJING WEIGHS FENTANYL OFFER TO U.S. TO START TRADE TALKS: WSJ