Jim Bob Cooter

I used to be the offensive quality control coach for the Chiefs. Now I just offend. (Clearly Fake)

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

“@tsteiner73: @bobfescoe I think the #browns should interview @CoachCooterKC”
It's not healthy to go brown & then cooter without washing...

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

@bobfescoe you're god damn right I will Bulldog.

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I'm so high right now. No really. In a fit of rage, Peyton made me climb all the way up the light pole at the top of New Mile High. #SNF

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

Don't waste your time on him @StevenSpector10 , @markkiszla has to "beat" himself. He said himself his wife isn't a SLUT so she sure doesn't

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I bet anything that .@markkiszla is currently walking Mile High's parking lot urinating on every little kid he finds in a #Chiefs jersey.

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

@markkiszla

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

Hey @markkiszla wanna come to Elway's furry party with me after the game Sunday?

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I hear that douche nugget @markkiszla is talking shit on my ex-lover KC. Well Mark also thinks the McRib is the best BBQ in KC. #Chiefs

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I'm planning on dumping 10 bottles of colon blow into the Broncos' Gatorade jugs for Sunday night. It could get messy on National TV.

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

No Peyton, I won't put my wiener in anything. I turned down your mom last Christmas. Now stop the bullying.
(I really didn't turn her down)

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I pee in the Donkey's Gatorade bucket before every game. #comecleanontwitter

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I'm trying to sabotage Peyton for my #Chiefs next week. I farted on his pillow. If it works, he will be out with a bad case of pink eye.

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

I sucked a lot of dick to get where I am today. Enough to know that Peyton only has 1 ball, & Elway has titanium testicular implants.

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

Upset @bobfescoe & @joshklingler didn't shout out to me on the show. I thought we were friends.

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

Denver! I am in you! (Peyton to the hooker named Denver I bought him last night)

[Go Pack Go @GoPackGoMKE]

@wilson6923 Make a left, Jim Bob Cooter! MAKE A LEFT! #NASCAR @CoachCooterKC

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

You are god damn right Gruden brought me up. Peyton promised me he would as a gift for all those BJ sessions he made me film of him & Elway.

[Go Pack Go @GoPackGoMKE]

The Denver Broncos QB coach is named 'Jim Bob Cooter?!?!' What, did he lose a bet with Larry The Cable Guy? @CoachCooterKC

[Jim Bob Cooter @CoachCooterKC]

Peyton had had me bound in his closet for 51 days! Send help! I just escaped...Someone is comi