Coach Eater

Very Average Coach of The LSU Tigers 8 Winning Seasons 35 Players Drafted #GeauxTigers

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Moving to 2-1 on the season, we dominated Pitt at home with a monster game from Jesse Castro. We’re back next week against ranked San Diego State.

Final:
LSU-42
Pitt-17

#GeauxTigers

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

National Championship for your LSU Tigers against @CoachGurth and his Hilltoppers. Wish you luck Coach.

📍: NRG Stadium
⏱️: 8:00
📺: ESPN
🪡:🟡🟡🟡

#GeauxTigers #WearingThePiss

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Beating Georgia once in a season feels pretty good. But beating them twice to win the SEC Championship feels pretty damn fantastic. The team gets some much needed rest to recover and be ready for our first playoff game.
#GeauxTigers #StillUndefeatedInThePiss

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

@CoachGurth @KirbySmartUGA 😈

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Great teams find a way to win, after 14 in the 4th, your LSU Tigers top Georgia 14-10. Garrett McNair showed out for his senior night earning Player of the Game once again. Congrats to @KirbySmartUGA on a great game. Hope to see you again in the SEC Chip.
#GeauxTigers

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

A massacre in Death Valley. See you next week against #1 Georgia for senior night. Need the fans to show up and show out for these athletes.
#GeauxTigers #UndefeatedInThePiss

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

There have been many crimes against humanity in our species’ history

Ashton Jeanty not winning the 2024 Heisman might be the worst of them all

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Closer than you’d like, but your LSU Tigers prevail to go 8-1 on the year. Player of the Game is Garrett McNair using his legs after the catch to make two big plays.
#GeauxTigers

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Complete disrespect to the honor of the award. If you’re popular you just might win the Heisman.
#SnapsAintAStat

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

TRAVIS HUNTER WINS THE HEISMAN 🏆🔥

STAMPS HIMSELF AS THE BEST PLAYER IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL 🙌

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Another great win against a ranked Baylor team. It wasn’t anything special but we got the job done to make it to 2-0 on the season.
#GeauxTigers

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Always a good feeling to start off 1-0 on the season. Feels even better when it’s a great team like Clemson.
#GeauxTigers

[Coach Gurth Quake @CoachGurth]

Control the controllable instead! Maybe the Michigan players wouldn’t have a need to flag plant if Ryan Day wasn’t losing battles to the ghost of Jim Harbaugh! #GoTops

[Coach Eater @CoachEater]

Congratulations on another National Championship Coach Gurth.