Tomb Dziuba

world renowned halloween novelty song curator

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@alecrobbins Do NOT play the Village DLC

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Love language? Sure do.

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@UpdateTheGrids I didnt know that the dad is the voice of Steve in American Dad. That could he enough to get me

[LynneP @LynneBP_294]

Jesse's children all look like him! ❤️
Beautiful family, Jesse!

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@alecrobbins I bought a PS3 and MGS4 last week. Unbelievable timing

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@SiddhantAdlakha Bummer! He was on a great run with Asteroid City and the Dahl short films.

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@williambanks_ @wheelieduncan Do you still try to barter your way out of doing chores?

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@GrahamSig We’re at the same part of the game

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Taking my girth control pill to maintain my tiny penis.

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@GrahamSig The Satantango posting is going crazy

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Monkey D. Snoopy

[34th Street @34thStNYC]

The one and only 😮‍💨- @Snoopy !
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

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Bottom of the ninth. Tied 3-3. Two outs. You’re up, batter.

Pitcher hangs a curve and you wallop it down center.

Suddenly, lights flash! You have hit a home run into the Home Run Hole.

It’s the Home Run Hole and it rewards you with 300 home runs.

The final score: 303-3.

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@MrDanScanlon I do a Halloween Novelty Song every year. This one has four draculas.

https://t.co/gkZNQGWnMm

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A lightbulb? When I’m sleepy? That’s a major turn off.

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When you eat pussy, you gotta spell out the military alphabet with your tongue.

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I’m a key player on my college’s gambling team.

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@filmlovinglucy how do you rank the quadrology? i love the first three, so despite liking 4, it's still my 4th favorite

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@KarlGerm Rellana, fissure, miquella burying his humanity, ansbach, midra, penultimate, the jump into the garden, bayle

😎

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@SiddhantAdlakha Ugh! Theyre going to CGI in the penis? What happened to practical effects???

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@ZeroSuitCamus Shooting the bed is so wild