Lance Gordon

Father of Three, Husband to one, Soccer Coach, dog lover

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@Liza137823 Red Foreman

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@Lunaria_40 Scrappy Doo

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@ronsterd89 Yes

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@Kinza1278 Drive on there is no smoking in my car

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@KhanSaba1278 Cows

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@Itssan17 I will but pretty certain it will suck as bad as Superman did

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@SarahWorkx Spit take lmao. If she is pregnant by another man she isn’t “his” woman

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@WorkElizab Schlitz

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@lippyent Pauly Shore!!! Did you see who’s in the army now?????

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@EmilySm43 The joke is gender confused

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@TotalProSports I agree let’s use those names

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@LibertyNut1 He got a knife you have to protect yourself all is fair

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@DyerbolicalDB Soldier

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@lippyent I have a sinking feeling I know this

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@profelockington @AdamMcCalvy The guy we traded to the A’s for our relief pitcher

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@Babywwir Hockey

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@Kinza1278 Oh shit

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@StarWarsDaily_ Call me Ishmael.

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@Avabelly__ So if input a slip and side in my front yard and have kids running through it shirtless you are calling the cops? His yard and property. Don’t like it move! Find an HOA run property that this is not allowed and live around like minded people otherwise stay in your lane

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@KhanSaba1278 There is two Alaska and Hawaii