Coach Jeffro ☮️

Bourbon and beer drinking philosopath and Blood Bowl enthusiast. Insufferable ukulele hack and natural born contrarian. He/him

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@BaddCompani My thoughts exactly 🤨

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

Trump just got exposed for running the biggest insider trading operation in American history.

Nancy Pelosi traded $5 million in stocks and Congress lost its mind.

Trump literally executed $750 MILLION worth of stock trades in ONE quarter while being President.

His ethics filing just dropped and the numbers are genuinely unprecedented in history:

Between January and March 2026, Donald Trump personally executed 3,700 individual stock transactions worth between $220 million and $750 million.

That's roughly 60 trades PER DAY.

While signing executive orders, meeting foreign leaders, and making policy decisions that directly impact the companies he's buying and selling.

Now here's where it gets really insane:

On February 10, Trump bought between $1 million and $5 million worth of Dell stock.

Three months later, on May 8, he stood at a Mother's Day event at the White House, thanked Michael Dell by name, and told Americans to "go out and buy a Dell."

Dell stock surged 14.6% that day to an all-time high of $263.99.

Since Trump's February purchase, Dell is up 96%.

And 5 months BEFORE Trump bought Dell stock, Michael and Susan Dell donated $6.25 billion to Trump Accounts, one of the largest philanthropic commitments to a sitting president's signature program in modern history.

So the timeline goes: Dell donates $6.25 billion to Trump's program -> Trump buys Dell stock ->Trump tells America to buy Dell from the White House podium -> Stock hits all-time high

And that's just ONE stock...

The same filing shows Trump bought Nvidia stock on February 10. One week later, Nvidia announced a massive chip deal with Meta.

He bought more Nvidia stock one week BEFORE his own Commerce Department approved the sale of Nvidia chips to Saudi Arabia.

He bought Intel stock starting in March 2026. The US government already owned a 9.9% stake in Intel worth over $41 billion. On April 30, Trump posted on Truth Social praising Intel, writing that "Intel Stock continues to rise."

Intel jumped 3% in after-hours and is now up 140% year-to-date.

He bought Palantir stock while his administration was actively handing them billion-dollar government contracts for immigration enforcement and defense.

He bought Robinhood stock while his own Trump Accounts program uses Robinhood as the broker.

He's currently sitting on over 100% profit on AMD, Intel, Bloom Energy, Marvell Technology, and at least 10 other positions.

Every single president since Lyndon B. Johnson has used a blind trust to avoid exactly this situation. But Trump didn't.

His assets sit in a trust controlled by his own children, and the filings show a broker acted as agent on several trades.

The White House says the portfolio is "independently managed."

But here's what independently managed looks like:

Buy Dell stock. Three months later, publicly endorse Dell from the White House. Stock hits all-time high.

Buy Nvidia stock. One week later, your own government approves their chip sales. Stock rips.

Buy Intel stock. Post about Intel on Truth Social. Stock jumps. The government you run already owns a 10% stake.

Buy Palantir. Hand them contracts. Buy Robinhood. Route a federal program through their platform.

Nancy Pelosi got absolutely destroyed for her husband's stock trades.

Her husband's total disclosed trades in his most controversial year were worth roughly $5 million.

Trump just disclosed up to $750 MILLION in a single quarter.

While making the actual policy decisions that move these stocks.

This isn't a left or right issue.

We're talking about the President of the United States averaging 60 stock trades per day in companies his own administration regulates, contracts with, and publicly endorses.

What do you think?

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@Leslie17Debbie @BaddCompani Always a plant 🪴

[BMagic @BrennCookk]

So my question is this: if he will call you, one of his most loyal supporters, a traitor and it be only based on opposing what he wants at any given time, someone who was with him 95% of the time, how does that translate when he calls Democrats traitors and liars and the enemy within? We oppose his agenda, so what. It’s not treason to oppose a President. it’s not treason to report on a President in a way he doesn’t like. It’s not fake news to fact check a President. You and your party allowed and encouraged him to say vile disgusting things about democrats because we had opposing political ideology. That’s unAmerican. we were the ones who knew exactly who he was from the start. A malignant narcissist with no loyalty to anything other than himself. You participated in demonizing half of America and dividing us based on a made up cultural war. Whats happening right now lays at your feet. Until you can do the right thing for the whole country and try to heal the divide you are still enabling him. And any and all Republicans who haven’t stood up to him over the vile things he’s saying about Massie should be considered suspect. Picking loyalty to a man over everything else is not democracy. You and your party have brought us to the brink of losing ours by your agenda of division and out right hatred.

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@StuartSyvret @McFaul I have to hope that other countries will trust us after we’ve re-earned that trust by putting people with morals in positions of power… and putting this administration on trial and in jail.

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@StuartSyvret Kompromat is their currency

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

[Brigitte Guardian-reading tofu-eating Wokerati @Brigitt49577118]

@OunkaOnX @BFujer

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

Boost far and wide.

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

Today’s the day to remember, from now to forever, that every American with power, education, and influence - all politicians, all journalists, all media executives, all attorneys, every judge, all physicians, every billionaire, every academic, every single American who has a platform, alllllllll of them know that donald is a criminal, a rapist, a credibly accused pedophile, a foreign-owned asset, a fraudster, a liar, and the most corrupt human being ever to hold office - of any kind.
They all know he’s unfit.
They all know his entire administration is loaded with fraudsters and literal traitors.
They all know that what is happening to America under this administration is profoundly unconstitutional and morally wrong.
They know he was installed to destroy us.
They all know.
Every single one of them.
They know.
They know.

[Robby Roadsteamer @RobbyRoadsteame]

Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙

Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA!

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@TrueFactsStated

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@StuartSyvret @marlene4719

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@BaddCompani Bingo 😎

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@StuartSyvret @LucasSa56947288 I was gonna say Augustus Gloop 😉

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@BIGHURT @KevOnStage @larryislegend LA… not bad
Most of Texas… solid
San Diego… pretty darn good
Chicago… 🤌🏼

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[Coach Jeffro ☮️ @CoachJeffro]

@ReallyAmerican1 Why is she on the damn TV every day?!!? 🤨