Fake Butch Jones

Parody account of Butch Jones... the new football coach of the Tennessee Volunteers

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

#RepresentTheSEC

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

I blame The Tessitore Effect. #VANDYvsTENN

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

No Más. #TENNvsBAMA

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Even I wouldn't have called a timeout before an onside kick. #Bearcats

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Sorry Bearcats fans for calling @TTuberville during the timeout to make sure that they lined up in the shotgun for that critical 4th-and-1.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Well, that could've gone better. #UGAvsTENN

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

I would rather be playing Northwestern State right now.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

I would like to congratulate myself for recruiting the #1 pick in the NFL Draft.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

#JoeyVotto doesn't get DUIs when he buys lotto tickets.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

My accountant just told me that Tennessee doesn't have a state income tax. #RepresentingTaxFree

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Charles Barkley's jokes about the Alabama football arrests never get old. #ParoleDamnTide

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Just saw that the basketball team is up by 30 on Kentucky. When did Joker Phillips start coaching hoops?

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

It's tough to compete with the schools who pay their recruits when we have to settle for Volunteers. #$EC #O$U

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

... or not. #Awkward RT @CoachJonesUT For whom the Bell tolls, he tolls for UT. #SigningDay2013

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

For whom the Bell tolls, he tolls for UT. #SigningDay2013

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Again, I would like to thank Coach Dooley for making it so easy for me to look so good. #SigningDay2013

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Going on a recruiting trip to Massillon High School today... because I'm still welcome there.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Just got off the phone with Southwest Airlines to cancel my flight to South Bend for tomorrow morning.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

It would be my pleasure to announce Tyler Bray's name in the 3rd Round of the 2013 NFL Draft.

[Fake Butch Jones @CoachJonesUT]

Getting ready to pull a George O'Leary and updating my resumé if Notre Dame comes calling.