Cool Chris

everything on this profile is intended to be taken seriously. no satire.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

Not sure I'm as high on the Cats this year as everyone else. Chat, am I wrong?

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@gocougs123 Didn't realize Delusional State got invited to the Pac

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@mammothfan @thorton_throck @gocougs123 Says a LOT about how stinky Utah is.

[Seton O'Connor @HiMyNameIsSeton]

But hey… at least those trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore 👍

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the plan? greenlight Israel’s bombing campaign of Iran. wait until the weekend to bomb it yourself to minimize market impact but warn Iran it’s coming in advance and only attack sites abandoned weeks ago. thus forcing them to close the Strait of Hormuz and gas prices skyrocket

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Sure, we’re entering yet another war we shouldn’t be in, but have you considered the fact that a trans badminton player in Milwaukee doesn’t get to play now?

Exactly.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@matthewstoller Theo Von doesn't know every pronoun ever and might have complicated nonlinear politics. Almost like he's representative of a large portion of the population. Huh.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@Cale05 Been here like 10 minutes (diarrhea + day off tomorrow) and already hate it. No fun when there's no ball and we are on the cusp of another generational disaster in southwest Asia.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@iloveminigolf Riley County needs you 🫡

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@TuckerCarlson I remember when Lyin' Ted claimed he wanted to make the Middle East "glow in the dark." Can he even point to it on a map? Bet he can find Cuba or Cancun!

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@matthewstoller I have a right to defend myself from your farts! If you disagree even slightly, I will perceive it as an existential threat and obliterate you

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@BaileyCarlin Hopefully not short thick girls with wide hips and big ol udders

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@LPNational And yet didn't your party endorse Trump for President knowing full well he's a Netanyahu shill? Not to mention the wild amounts of money AIPAC gives him and the GOP? Mossad might as well have an office on Capitol Hill.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@Cale05 Also, wasn't the broad consensus among Americans before Pearl Harbor that WW2 wasn't our problem? The decades have truly given us some fucking brain rot.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

SOURCES: Iranian Nuclear Site detected underneath Jack Trice Stadium. @PeteHegseth You know what to do.

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@MaxMerriman11 At least we manage to beat KU at home from time to time. Can't say the same for Jayhawk football against K-State.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@RepLuna Aren't you guys supposed to be making eggs and gas cheaper?

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@HouseForeignGOP You people are legitimately so stupid. I hope Xi sends you to the gulags.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@LifeofFitz I'd love to see many of these things happen, I just don't think Trump is the guy to do it. He's stocking his cabinet so far with status quo neocons who benefit too much from the systems in place.

[Cool Chris @CoachKliBurner]

@admirephil This sort of stuff is exactly why Democrats are losing normal people