ㄥauren Whitney

5'11 | Volleyball Coach | 25 | Fluent in Bible verses and sarcasm | IG: Laurenwhitney09

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@CoriiColee I turned my phone off because I didn't feel like paying $200/month anymore lol FB message meeeeee

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@CoriiColee still love you just as much 😘 can we hang out soon? K cool.

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

Like why is every hot guy on IG gay? I'm not hatin'...I'm just jealous.

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

Just found this gem of a lady who's been hiding in my camera roll #AintShePurty @alyssashort14

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@AndrelynBrenek https://t.co/0lpoUqugoi

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

The empty Whataburger bags in my car aren't trash, they're trophies 🏆

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

I'm only going to see @BadMoms because @JJWatt is in it. #HTownProud

[geoffrey hill @RRBGeoff]

Our sound guy Marty on watching soccer:

"If I wanted to watch 11 dudes not score I'd go to the bar with my friends."

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/5gmGRErwhl

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@CoriiColee I'm gonna need a picture 😂

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@AndrelynBrenek https://t.co/S841M76Uft

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@christydowdy oh my Lawd. 👀 #babies

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

It's been a minute 🤘🏼

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

Ok so you can work out...but can you even play sports? #AreYouEvenAthletic #YeahTheresADifference

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@AndrelynBrenek @Da_RailRoad look at y'all...bringin' me back to Twitter ' shit... #itsbeenaminute

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

@AndrelynBrenek @Da_RailRoad I thought we voted against Nasty's... Maybe I should read the group text lol

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

Cont'd...
Marissa- "are you talking about the boxer??"
#ShitMarissaSays @mareeeeeesa @alyssashort14 @whogivesafuchs

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

Josh- "ok, 'Fair-weather fan..."
Marissa- "who's Fairweather?"
Marissa (again)- "No seriously who is that?"
#ShitMarissaSays @mareeeeeesa

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

"Stop being 'Teriostypical'...I hate you guys guys." #Aka #Stereotypical #ShitMarissaSays @mareeeeeesa @alyssashort14

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

Lol'ing at the new #JJWattDatingApp... I dont hate it 😏 #JJWatt #NinetyNine #BullsOnParade #HoustonTexans #AllTheSingleLadies @JJWatt

[ㄥauren Whitney @CoachLauren09]

"You're rich! You're freakin' delicious" -#ShitMarissaSays