Coach Mellor

Master of Dodgeball & Domestic Arts. My brother thinks he's a big deal. Let Coach motivate you #TheGoldbergs (Parody)

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There was nothing sweet about my 16th...just kale, egg whites and squat thrusts #TheGoldbergs

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My eyes... they're celebrating...Coach can't wait 😭 #TheGoldbergs

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Mark your calendars, that's in 507 hours and 3 minutes! Can't wait to see what @adamfgoldberg has in store for us!!! #TheGoldbergs #TheGoldbergsCountdowner

@wendimclendonco @hayleyorrantia @RealTroyGentile @seangiambrone1

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Coach is covering Drama class and 20 push-ups is out.

Which punishment fits?

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🐴 The donkey is the most noble of all work beasts...and Donkey's Place is the most tasty of all cheesesteaks 🥪 #TheGoldbergs

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🎼Mellor's watching you....yes he's watching...he's watching 🎼

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@Jeremy_Bourquin Expecting to see the 6 pack you promised us soon @Jeremy_Bourquin . Heal well.

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My god...this is incredible #TheGoldbergs

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Music always comes secondary to Gym...that said...Coach supports this #Schooled #TheGoldbergs

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@FebWriter @zsncr26 @TheGoldbergsABC Love the hustle @FebWriter

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Can't wait to see the return of all the flabby bags of paste after their summer break. Get ready to feel the burn! #TheGoldbergs

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. For those who have lived through both...which would you do again? #TheGoldbergs #Schooled

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It's the biggest muscle I have...and it's all for you.....

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@tcaoitTW Ever caddyshacked the pool Adams? Answer carefully...

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Coach can answer. 1500 push ups and a boatload of blended kale #TheGoldbergs

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When HS life is getting you down. Who would you turn to? #TheGoldbergs #Schooled

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Drama will unfold during the 90s...but Coach is glad to see his superior height is unquestionable #TheGoldbergs #Schooled

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@agoodwriteup @wendimclendonco After the table-standing fiasco (o captain my captain??)...Substitute @wendimclendonco scares me #TheGoldbergs

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@RemarkableJamie @Spanishvolcano Keep watching and keep loving J from T #TheGoldbergs

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Coach supports this