Coach Mike Elkoo

Texas A&M University

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[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

Introducing the Mike Elko Weight Tracker:

Starting weight: 270 lbs

The rules are simple:
Every passing yard Texas A&M has over its opponent = Elko loses 1 lb.

Every passing yard the opponent has over Texas A&M = Elko gains 1 lb.

We’ll be tracking his weight all season.

[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

🚨 MIKE ELKO WEIGHT TRACKER — POST ARKANSAS 🚨

Texas A&M Passing: 170 yards
Arkansas Passing: 111 yards

Passing Yard Differential: A&M +59

⚖️ Previous Weight: 344 lbs
📉 Weight Change: −59 lbs
⚖️ NEW WEIGHT: 285 LBS

The Aggies finally got Elko back on the weight-loss program.

Elko Weight Tracker: 285 lbs

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We’re going 10-2

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@vannatrotterr

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@Drewtamu A touchdown

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@therandomsec Just give Marcel one more game. Ya know he’s just in a rut. I’ve set him up with some zetas and a bag. Johnny manziel 2.0!!! #reedrideordie

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🚨 MIKE ELKO WEIGHT TRACKER UPDATE 🚨

Starting Weight: 270 lbs
Current Weight: 344 lbs
Change: +74lbs

Through the season so far, A&M has been out-passed by a net 74 yards.

With every passing yard of difference = 1 lb, Elko is officially up 74 lbs on the season.

The Weight Tracker will continue against Arkansas!

[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

We will be posting his current weight through the first 4 games shortly! #aggiefootball

[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

Introducing the Mike Elko Weight Tracker:

Starting weight: 270 lbs

The rules are simple:
Every passing yard Texas A&M has over its opponent = Elko loses 1 lb.

Every passing yard the opponent has over Texas A&M = Elko gains 1 lb.

We’ll be tracking his weight all season.

[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

@AggiesToday I think I did an okay job. And I’m getting paid the same regardless so I’m happy with it.

[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

@365Aggie Aggies are about loyalty. I won’t bench my qb for a few bad performance and ruining one season. I’ll start working with him and get him better for next season 😁. I’m going to pay him more for nil to stay so he doesn’t transfer too!

[Coach Mike Elkoo @CoachMikeElkoo]

@billyliucci I value loyalty over one win. I won’t bench my qb who is just having a hard time. He deserves another chance 😁😁

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@propjoesays I can’t wait to show you what me and reed are cooking up next week!!

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@On3 @PeteNakos Loyalty to my qb is more important than some win😁

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@BostonAggie Winning isn’t everything. I choose to be loyal to my players bc that what aggies do😁😁#reedrideordie

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@_Matt_Bowers_ Can’t believe I got A&M to extend me after one good season😂😂 #reedrideordie

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@_Matt_Bowers_ Just wait, I can fix him

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Don’t let marcel reed step one more foot on a football field as long as he’s at Texas A&M. At what point do we not try hart??

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@FreddyLA7 Visit College Station and see Kyle Field and I will get you some cool rides to chauffeur you around town! (Hint🐎🐎)

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@FreddyLA7 Howdy, Freddy! We would love to show you around Aggieland and Kyle Field, the 6th largest stadium in the world! 👍

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