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"Our OL is dog shit, I get hit more than Josh Browns wife, our defense couldn't stop a manikin, and our kicker is Helen Keller." -SB

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@Twins Guess he was a Ty Fighter

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But I thought everyone said Rodgers was football Jesus?

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Worst officiated football game on both sides of all time?

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Kirk Cousins > Aaron Rodgers

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37 made field goals in a row? Haven’t missed since 2019? Welcome to the Minnesota kicker curse Myers. #wideleft

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Well at least we didn’t lose by 35....

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GAMEDAY #Skol

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Hold my solo cup.

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Kickers aren’t people

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I wonder how many Vikings fans have died from a stroke thanks to kickers

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Will we make the Playoffs?

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3rd and 4? Bet your life savings on a 3 yard pass #skol

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Best Captions....go

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I wish we still had Teddy

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Is that Kirk Cousins or Usain Bolt?

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How to watch all Minnesota sports teams

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Shout out to Rudolph on a sick catch...shout out to an empty stadium so I can actually hear him scream “FUCKKKK YEAAAAA” and spike the ball

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How to correctly watch the Vikings