Moe Lester

Head ball coach, Minnesota Golden Gophers. 1x runner up. 9x #1 ranked recruiting class, although I can’t develop my players into champions! HIRE ME NEBRASKA

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

Do you know how proud I am of these boys? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE BOYS? Except for you Austin Novosad. You’re the worst excuse for a QB1 this great nation has ever seen. #big10champs #13-0

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@DickbySundance Bold words Coach Sundance! What the Penn State media DOESN’T want you to know is that while my team was in the locker room at halftime, the Nittany Lion water team POISONED my boys’ Gatorade jugs with laxatives. They came out of the half instantly shitting their pants.Well played

[USC Football ✌️ @uscfb]

Poetry in motion🎥

#jobsnotfinished https://t.co/aKUhWezUYI

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@Coach_Barry_C @WMU_Football @CoachTimLester @EASPORTSCollege @EANCAAFootball Coach California, I’d like to personally thank you for finally getting the hell out of the pac-12! Good riddance! #pac12brothersforlife #imissyoualready

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@Zona_CoachCal Hell of a game coach California. Our team is eagerly looking forward to our matchup in the pac-12 championship YET AGAIN later this season! Here’s to hoping that the NCAA 14 gods don’t schedule us to play regular season next year😌

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

Warm congratulations to dear fellow coach @Zona_CoachCal on winning the PAC-12 for the 18th consecutive season. We look forward to many more hard fought conference championship battles in the future. Now somebody get me a damn cheeseburger!!!

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@Zona_CoachCal @ESPNTheBody There’s nothing I enjoy more than getting naked with my fellow overweight coaches. I didn’t even know we were doing a body shoot!

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@DickbySundance @Zona_CoachCal @AmosPinkertonII @CoachBoobie @DickbySundance hot take: coach Sundance has actually yet to win a championship! Rumors say that he was only an offensive coordinator at the time of Texas’s championships…but who am I to say!

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@Zona_CoachCal @JerryCherry I’ve heard rumors of @Zona_CoachCal leaving the PAC 12 soon. I pray for the day that I will be left alone in the conference of champions…except I’ll be the only one getting the championships from that day on😊

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

Huge congratulations to @JerryCherry for officially becoming the most decorated QB in USC history with career records in both TD passes and passing yards. You are a national treasure and I will truly love you forever❤️ #HotTake #NoHomo #TheAllegationsAreFalse #FightOn #USC

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@CThundercrotch Congratulations fellow coach. LETS GO BOWLING

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@DickbySundance @Zona_CoachCal Appalling! Get him out of the PAC-12! #gotrojans #FightOn

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

It is with a heavy heart I must inform the public of the actions of one of our young men.Earlier today backup QB Tits McGee was arrested for DUI with a BAC of 1.5%.This is the highest ever recorded BAC & experts say he should be dead. We do not condone alcaholiysm!Sorry I’m drunk

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@Zona_CoachCal @USC_Athletics Donkey Teeth and I are highly disappointed by the thoughtless words of Coach California. We out here in the pac-12 have thin skin and are highly offended by everything, therefore Donkey Teeth has informed the team that he will be taking a personal day during this weeks game😭

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

@AmosPinkertonII @UVAFootball @Dr__Sins What can I say, the PAC 12 is liberal country. It comes with the territory.

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

There have been recent allegations of a romantic relationship between myself and QB1, Jerry Cherry. This claim is false! Although I do love my 4 year starter with all my heart, I can assure you I am married and fully committed to the game of football! #GodBlessUSC #GoTrojans

[Moe Lester @CoachMoeLester]

I’d like to thank ESPN for the opportunity of taking part in their body issue. Although they posed me in a way as to not show my genitals, you can be assured that I was erect purely due to the love I have for the game and the joy I receive from coaching these young men.