Coach P

Miami Head Coach/Father/Husband/Medicated Combat Vet #Hootyhoo🦉(NCAA Football 14 Parody Account)

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@CanesFootball D came to play, 238 yds allowed, 9 sacks & 1 Int. Couldn’t have asked for a better performance from my guys. Guess ND thought they were just gonna roll up in here & give it to us! NOT TODAY! #UcomingThru @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa @YSRichardDavis

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

It’s halftime here in Miami Gardens w/ #24 @CanesFootball leading #1 @NDFootball 21-10. We do have an injury to report, starting RB Callahan will miss the rest of the game with a concussion. #UcomingThru

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

End of the 1st Qtr. here @ Hard Rick Stadium, @CanesFootball leads @NDFootball 14-0 #UconingThru @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

#24 @CanesFootball is set to take on #1 @NDFootball I smell upset on this one! #UcomingThru @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

Later on today, the “Catholics vs. Convicts Bowl” will be played in the Hard Rock Stadium as #1 @NDFootball takes on #24 @CanesFootball Can the U pull of the upset or will ND run over them n route to a possible Nat’l Title shot? @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa @YSRichardDavis #UcomingThru

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@DeonteHarriss @BudLight_Coach @NCAAINVESTIGAT1 @kevinwallace33 @BillyRayWalker6 @CoachDG_UGA @mccall_coach @Charles53620474 @CoachNLuke @JBMcDagg @CoachJReevesAM @YSRichardDavis @ClaytonRumsey2 The U would like to see you come thru!
I’d like to offer you a scholarship Deonte

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@JBMcDagg @NCAAINVESTIGAT1 @Charles53620474 @goDuuuke @mccall_coach @CoachNLuke @LiamWil48316369 @Coach_Cooter @Coach_McDarren @CoachMeckley Yeah I get lost in these tweets sometimes cause they have nothing to do with what we’re doing & block people too

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

Well @CanesFootball barely showed up in the 2nd half but still managed to beat @DukeFOOTBALL 27-7. If we were playing a better team we might have gotten stomped in the 2nd half. Gotta do better! #UcomingThru @ChrisNcaa @YSRichardDavis

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@ChrisNcaa

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

It’s halftime @CanesFootball leads @DukeFOOTBALL 20-0. The D came to play today, holding Duke to 39yds of total offense & snagging 2 Int’s #UcomingThru @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa @YSRichardDavis

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@YSRichardDavis @CanesFootball @DukeFOOTBALL @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa Our run blocking has been poor so that doesn’t help. We had the OL spend some extra time this week working on technique & footwork. Hopefully it translated to this game & we get the run going early

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

After 3 straight road games @CanesFootball is finally home to take on @DukeFOOTBALL We have to establish the run & not rely so much on our passing. #UcomingThru @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa @YSRichardDavis

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

No Top 25 @ChrisNcaa not even in the “others receiving votes” category, no respect at all. We got @DukeFOOTBALL this week so let’s take it out on them @goDuuuke #UcomingThru

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@CanesFootball escapes @CuseFootball 35-31. Despite 3 turnovers we managed to play D good enough to hold them at the end. #UcomingThru @ChrisNcaa @boogerncaa

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

TD, Canes!!!! On top 35-31 with Syracuse getting the ball w/ :34 left in the 4th. D needs to step up! #UcomingThru

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@CoachNLuke @ChrisNcaa That sucks, been there done that, still weak sauce Coach! JK 😂

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

1:42 left in the 4th, @CanesFootball is down 31-28, we have to make this drive count or we lose. #UcomingThru

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

It’s halftime @ the Carrier Dome, @CanesFootball & @CuseFootball are all tied @ 21 a piece. It’s been a back & forth battle all day so we gotta come out with a fire lit n the 2nd half #UcomingThru

[Coach P @CoachPG79]

@Daddy_Frost4 @BryceBalla7 I was going for theme lol
How about Ghetto Rock by Mos Def, it’s catchy lol