Coach Q's mustache

As a professional /////î\\\\\, these tweets are my own opinions & do not in any way represent my work face.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

So, this is what happened. Stan said Q’s been relieved of his duties but I, The mustache, am welcome to stay on.

Think about that. That’s impossible.

Onward.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

Ahem.

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[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

It’s so ... hot ... in here. Must ... get ... water. DOES ANYONE HAVE A FLASHLIGHT?

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

Needs a little more grey. That said, I see a lot of potential here.

[Jeremy Colliton @Blackiehubcap]

How am I doin? ⁦@CoachQsMustache⁩

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

I don't mind him. Somewhere between ordinary and special. We'll know more tomorrow.

[Jeremy Colliton @Blackiehubcap]

How am I doin? ⁦@CoachQsMustache⁩

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

One. More. Tweet.

@jcgreenx is bald, yes. Freakish, really. But he could grow a playoff beard like no other. So he’s one of us.

And he was this account’s No. 1 fan.

Grow on, my friend. Grow on.

Over and out.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

Welp. That’s sports.

A final word: A hockey coach’s mustache on Twitter isn’t all that nuts. Know what’s nuts? The last 10 years were nuts.

And fun. It was always so much fun.

Thank Q.

But more importantly, thank you.

Onward.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

4-3. Q just muttered something. I can’t tell you what. But you can guess.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

Do it. Grab it. Graaaaaaab it.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

Me: It’s 4-2. You’re not on Twitter, right?
Q: I am not.
Me: Cool, cool.
Q: Why?
Me: No reason. No reason.

NICE GOAL, GUS’ BEARD.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

@AlexParker Coach is. I’m pale as a fresh sheet of ice.

[Blackhawks on CHSN @CHSN_Blackhawks]

One more 'Thank Q'.

Full tribute to Joel Quenneville from the #Blackhawks and the fans at the United Center 👏

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

@EamusCatuIi Don’t. It still stings.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. How come we didnt have a Dach when I was here?

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

1-0. Crap.

I mean, “Yay.”

Screw it, I’m going to need some serious therapy after tonight.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

@raqui_mayor @NHLBlackhawks That’s awesome. Well done.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

@kbock73 Pull it together, man. Or I’m gonna lose it too.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

0-0. Random thought: Call me crazy but we should have won 9 Cups - one for each of Shaw’s mustache hairs.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

@kbock73 We all are.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

I yelled over to Colliton and said, “Let’s both take coincidental/intentional Too Many Men on the Ice penalties at the same time.”

He isn’t biting. Very coy, kid.

[Coach Q's mustache @CoachQsMustache]

I’m not crying. That’s the jalapeños on my nachos talking.