Attn PE Teachers 🚨
Try this -
On the last week of school send 4 kids every 5 minutes to their favorite English or Math teacher and have them say "Can I hang out here, my PE teacher said it was ok since we're not doing anything".
Good times 🤣🤣
Compete to Win 2026 is around the corner. From Mar. 24-26 @VMIAthletics will be raising 💵 to support @VMIAthletics . Supporters can donate to any of our athletic teams or donations can go to the "Value Makes Impact" fund (includes a challenge 😃)
Rah Virginia Mil! Thanks!
VMI head coach Ashley Ingram is hiring former head coach at The Citadel Brent Thompson to be his offensive coordinator. Things are about to get very interesting in the most unique game in FCS.
Super Sky Point to Dave Parker. Anyone who’s followed me for a while knows how I feel about the man. His throws in the 1979 All-Star Game burned an impression into my 7-year-old brain that’s endured for nearly a half-century now. He was the first player I ever saw wear an earring, a pillbox hat-wearing, swashbuckling urban badass who wielded heavy lumber like a toothpick and made big league pitchers weak in the knees. And that arm? It was a nuclear missile launcher.
I’m sad he won’t be there physically to be enshrined in Cooperstown in less than a month. But I’m happy he passed secure at last in the knowledge he will forever reside among baseball’s immortals. Have your lighter handy, St. Peter, because smoking one with the Cobra will be a privilege. #RIP
If you're talking about the most effective pitches ever, I'm coming at you with Bugs Bunny's powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch. Simply unhittable.
Percentages aren’t the best way to program load
I made a free guide on how to program without percentages
And why that’s better way to do it for your athletes
Follow both of these 2 steps to get it:
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2. Reply “MAXES” below
I’ll DM it to you