Coach Kidnapped

PARODY ACCOUNT | Former Assistant to @CoachREJoyce | #RIPHarambe | Opinions Are My Own | All Media Post Belong To Their Original Owners We Do Not Own Them |

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.@CoachREJoyce I'm predicting a 2 seed baby

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@CoachREJoyce @BrainMattox

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@CoachREJoyce @MHJuniorHigh @Dr_JakeLong You know who would've liked this win @CoachREJoyce?

Harambe

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@CoachREJoyce Bruh I was on my way to see you & I think I took the wrong exit in Denver cuz I somehow ended up in Albuquerque #lost #wtf #jackholesunite

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@CoachREJoyce Man you can't even get those jack holes lined up

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@CoachREJoyce I'm pretty pissed right now man thinking I might be coming back up to jackhole. Least they coulda done is give me some @ASTROGLIDE first

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@CoachREJoyce So typical of you man, always wanting me to secretly fail #sabotage

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@CoachREJoyce I wouldn't know man #goingsober #onthewagon

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Really struggling with this decision @CoachREJoyce kind of missing you right now #stockholmsyndrome

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@CoachREJoyce @Dowop2015 Just like the #menonites I love it! Maybe #jackhole won't be so bad after all #reconsidering

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@CoachREJoyce @Dowop2015 I wonder what the cell service is like in the stadium #thisispossible

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@CoachREJoyce Is that possible? I was considering letting @Dowop2015 call the defense but your idea is ingenious

[Ethan Curtis @BigRedMH33]

@CoachREJoyce @CoachWinless @TetonSchools God I'm gonna miss this 😂😂

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@CoachREJoyce @TetonSchools Dude we are #eskimobros to the death! But I cant help but feel cheated like you were afraid ide be more successful than you as HC? #sabotage

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@CoachREJoyce @TetonSchools Us? US!!?? There was no discussion about them hiring US! You kidnapped me! The guys at home were gunna give me your job!

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Why would you leave when we are on the brink of a state title? Whathappened to reaching #tier3 here? We had the kids believing @CoachREJoyce

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Dude wtf!!??? I wake up from a week long bender and you've quit and kidnapped me all the way out here to butthole Wyoming? @CoachREJoyce

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So ready to reach #tierMF3 with you this year @CoachREJoyce I know we had our issues last year w/ me leaving & all but I really love it here

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@CoachREJoyce Man quit fucking around with that soft shit and come get some of that good good the science club has been cooking up

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@CoachREJoyce Bruh what?