Zyn Lanning

Current Head Football Coach for the Oregon Ducks. #zyn🚨PARODY ACCOUNT🚨

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The cart looking at me like the green goblin mask rn

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Travis Hunter is so good. He’s a top 5 corner and an elite weapon when he's on the field on offense.

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I hate to say it, but this game is a fireable offense from Lanning. There's no excuse for anything he has done this year and this is the cherry on top. Not saying I want him fired, but I can't say it wouldn't be deserved.

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How many horrible drives by Brock Thomas does it take for him to get pulled? Inexcusable from the players, coaches, and everyone who signs the checks.

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Dan Lanning there's actually no fucking way you think that this is our best chance to win. He’s officially on the hot seat.

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@oregon__updates How long until Mehringer is fired?

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Fire Drew Mehringer at halftime. I'm done with this shit. Throw the ball between the hashes downfield please. We use 5% of the field it's so bad.

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Can we throw past the sticks on third down one time? There's no way Dan actually thinks Brock Thomas gives us a better chance to win than Raiola.

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That is the worst play call I have ever seen. Fake punt punter run up 8 on your own 25. Just makes no sense at all.

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Then he does THAT. Wow. The arm talent is legit but he needs to stay consistent.

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Arch Manning blows. Dude looks terrified back there.

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Both teams tried so hard to lose, they tied.

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How many fantasy points is that punch out from Ja’marr?

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Would be nice to see us hit a ball in play. I'll even take a pop out to the catcher at this point.

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Death, taxes, and Dan Lanning calling a retarded swinging gate 2 point try.

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@AdamSchefter @chargers Delete and repost quickly Adam.

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Hit by pitch is way more on brand. It feels like he gets hit every other game.

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I'll buy a Sam Antonacci jersey for 2 rbis right here.

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So many opportunities for Murikami in this series. It's time to capitalize in a big way.

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The G spot is bumping for the blackout. We need to close it out today. Let's go White Sox.

[Zyn Lanning @CoachZynLanning]

I've been watching the WNBA for
1 quarter and I've seen at least 5 airballs.