Craig Bellamy

Coach of the Melbourne @storm Parody

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

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[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

That’s right people! The quest for the 2019 premiership started today! Holidays are fucking over!

[Melbourne Storm @storm]

And so it begins.. We're back! Day 1 of preseason is here 🤩

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

I hate to fucking lose!

[Scott Mendieta @AusTigers]

@Coach_Bellamy Suck it up bellyache

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

#MelbourneCup

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

@thomloch I can be a charming bloke when I want to!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

I’ll be disappointed if no one dresses as me for fucking Halloween! Ain’t no one more scarier than fucking me!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

I just had some fucking trick or treaters! They said I had the scariest looking outfit they’ve seen all night! I gave them a spray instead of fucking candy!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

@danbrewerradio Fucking oath!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

What the fuck do you want me to do? Tweet about the fucking weather? Tell you I just ate a fucking ice cream? And just because I don’t tweet don’t mean I ain’t keeping an eye on things!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

No Smith, no Slater no fucking good!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

Be careful what you joke about!

[Sally @SallyGearing]

@stormdaddy900 @Coach_Bellamy I was joking obviously

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

We have fucking plenty of options!

[Sally @SallyGearing]

@JarrydHayne @brentread_7 We need a fullback at the storm...ring @Coach_Bellamy 😂😝

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

@fucknrl @stormdaddy900 He fucking is!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

@fucknrl @stormdaddy900 Well Bill has to make fucking money somehow! Better than working for fucking McDonald’s!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

If I were you I’d be more concerned about where I’m coaching next year Benny!

[Supercoach Wayne Bennett @LilWayneBennett]

@Coach_Bellamy Go lose another grand final, Bellamy.

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

@stormdaddy900 @fucknrl It can’t work every fucking time! Especially when your opposition plays as well as the roosters did!

[Craig Bellamy @Coach_Bellamy]

I’m proud of Michael Cheika! His team was playing like fucking shit with no heart so he ripped into the leaders of the team and they fucking dig deep & won. That’s how you fucking get the best out of your team! Great fucking coaching!

[Melbourne Storm @storm]

Some more great news! Our remaining football department has re-signed 😃

Full story 👉 https://t.co/PddGnJKoHf #purplepride

[Melbourne Storm @storm]

"I love everything we stand for"

And we 💜 you too NAS! #purplepride

[Melbourne Storm @storm]

Three more years for Hughesy! How good was this kid in 2018!? #purplepride