Renee Hollands

She/her. Resides on Gubbi-Gubbi land. I write stories. I like capybaras, astronomy, and cheeseburgers.

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When their friend is found dead, sisters Kate and Chyler are plunged into a world of crooked cops, familial secrets and a meddling mother who has flown halfway across the world. Together they must find out who killed their friend before someone else dies.

#PitMad #NA

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All the pomp and ceremony and fancy dresses but I am loving this stripped down performance by Lady Gaga #Oscars

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“Wanna know what you’re playing for?”

“Nah, we’re good”

#SurvivorAU

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I can’t remember important things but I do remember today’s the birthday of a guy I had a crush on 27 years ago.

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I wish streaming services had more classic films. Carole Lombard, Fred Astaire, Bette Davis, Clark Gable, Clara Bow…

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Not sure “pre-posthumous” is a word. #TheIcepickSurgeon

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It’s not Christmas until the McAllisters have gone to Paris. Bring me back something French!

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Still thinking about that time someone asked me to format his 100k word novel in half the time for half the price that a professional would do it. Using software I’d have to pay for & didn’t know how to use. Reckoned I could “teach myself” in an afternoon watching YouTube vids 🖕🏻

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*tap tap tap* is this thing still on?

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@annaspargoryan In some ways, you’re a mirror. It’s an amazing read, Anna. You’ve come so far, I hope you know you’re so much more than the lies your brain tells you.

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Really looking forward to reading this #AKindOfMagic by @annaspargoryan

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When you’re writing about Alexander the Great but every time you write his name, you sing “I am the A-L,E-X,A-N,D,-E-R we are, meant to be…”
#amwriting #Hamilton #unexpectedHamilton #allmythoughtsareHamiltonlyrics

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200 million of evolution and cockroaches still haven’t figured out how to right themselves after landing on their back.

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My daughter is almost 8, and a voracious reader (wonder where she got that from?? 🤔) As such, my #NaNoWriMo challenge this year is to write middle-grade fiction.

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#NaNoWriMo is just around the corner. What childhood trauma can I dig up to create a novel about? 🤔

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There’s rats in our roof and I call the loudest one Frank Sinatra. Cos he’s the leader of the Rat Pack.

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The person who dies the laundry knows the truth 😏

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The best thing I can say about the #Munsters movie is that it deservedly has a place in Shit Movie Appreciation Society viewings around the world 👍🏼

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@SairyJames Shhhh I’m not there yet!

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I can’t remember which one of you recommended #TheBearFX (@SairyJames? I think it might have been you) but THANK YOU! Holy shit, it’s amazing. Ep 7… wow. Just fkn wow.

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@darrenhayes I listened to your interview on Brisbane radio earlier this week. Noticed everyone called it “your new album”, trying very hard not to say the H word. Which is, of course, the very reason it’s named HOMOSEXUAL