Mercedes Coan

sometimes I share funny memes

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My mom was really feeding us home cooked meals every single day. Younger me didn’t realize just how much work that was or how lucky we were.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[Drayne Gang @Drayne_the_Wolf]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

[Dangerously Dialed In @FitWealthyU]

The bar is so insanely low that if you work out 3x a week and stop eating like a moron, you’ll end up looking and feeling superior to almost everyone you know.

[s @cinemashawn3]

movies used to have jennifer lawrence in them what has happened to this country

[H arc⛩️ @theironhokage]

A Treadmill mile and an Outside mile are NOTTTT the same

[riana🐞 @rianaxrae]

this band is unreal. i wish everyone could be as equally obsessed with them as they are noah.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Has me in fucking stitches every single time

[sara 🤸🏻‍♀️ @picalapina_]

imagínate escribir una trilogía tan buena para que prácticamente todos los personajes "secundarios" de ella puedan tener otro libro y película aparte buenísimos suzanne collins eres perfecta y mereces la fama y reconocimiento de cierta escritora tránsfoba

[gio 𓅨 SOTR SPOILERS @itchyhaybitchy]

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see ‘the hunger games: sunrise on the reaping’

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I love when someone I barely talk to has me in their close friends on IG because I never know how I made the cut, but okay okay. Your secret is safe with me, bestie.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

it’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[📦 @ringofspies]

The big 4 of Disney Channel shows and it’s not a debate

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I just scheduled an email for 8:13am instead of 8:00am just to seem less desperate and more casual like I just cooked this one up on the go kind of vibe

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

As spring approaches, I'd just like to politely remind everyone that natural deodorant doesn't work.