🔞Ruukya🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Ex-muslim arab fujoshi and proshipper. current fandoms are toribura, bsd, wha, danganronpa, bllk, pet shop of horrors

[Moka☆Gabu ANIME FRIENDS MESA 132⭐️✨ @bu_gabumk]

KDKAKDKSD AI eu morro com essa dinâmica de uma nação toda com a mentalidade de “vamo taca hate até ela se matar!!” VS brasileiro médio:

“pode continuar mandando, ativei o celular no vibrador e coloquei na calcinha”

[胡乱 @k1ll_me17]

2年前に自殺した友達の最後のツイート何かなって見たら「明日のお祭り屋台出てるかな？」だった
お祭りいけよ

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

It’s fun spending most of your life as a functional atheist and then reading the Bible and going “oh that’s where that comes from”

[マザラバ @MotherLoverrrr]

夫の実家に泊まってるんだけど寝るか食べるかを繰り返してて「お義母さんすみません…私の思い描いてた嫁ぐではないのですが…」と天井を眺めながら謝罪したら「時代は令和だからもっと寝ていいんだよ」と布団をかけてもらって安心して爆睡してしまった

[Beesus @Lord_Beesus]

Obese Israeli singer who eats marshmallows during a performance is a bit on the nose

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[Graziella 🦖 @_alleizarg_]

Si t’es assez conscient pour te dire que tu vas agresser une femme, dans la forêt, lui donner des coups de couteau parce qu’elle refuse de se déshabiller devant toi

C’est que tu es assez mature pour être jugé comme un adulte. Faut arrêter à un moment.

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

one great thing about the World Cup is learning about all the beautiful and diverse ways that every country across the globe is insane

[dead patsy @ChrisRulon]

You can see why even Jeffrey Epstein didn't want to be around him

[Mirza @em_er_zet]

Everywhere is a great place to visit, but not to live in. Because living in general is not a great experience.

[ちゃん @BDkarushiazu]

妻には常に機嫌良くいてほしいです。
俺の機嫌は妻が取ってほしいです。
妻にはお金をかけず綺麗でいてほしいです。
美容院に行く時は子供も連れて行ってください。
俺は休みの日はゆっくりしたいから面倒見たくないです。
出産費産後もすべて折半で家事はしっかりしてほしいです。

こんなのばっかり

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I don’t think Mbappe realizes how unintentionally hilarious he is

[ari ᥫ᭡ @bratzmin_7]

the way I can't look at these pictures normally anymore 😭😭

[Dindon Fiscal @LeDindonFiscal]

Le touriste américain qui m'a loué mon AirBnB vient de m'envoyer ça ...

Je sais pas quoi lui répondre ...

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My dad is so funny because when I was 12-15 | was going through my "not like other girls" phase and regularly ranted to him about how girls who wear makeup are LIARS and SHALLOW!!! And he was like "So true sweetie" and then when I started wearing more makeup at 17 and said stuff like "It feels nice to feel shiny" he was like "so true sweetie" that man had no qualms. he just lets me yap

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

I have this friend in my life who claims to suffer from "time blindness"

We were getting ready in the same hotel room and I told her to be ready by 9:30am. (We didn't really need to leave till 9:40am). With great difficulty they got ready by 9:30am. And I was like, "Cool, I'm almost done". And she had to wait for me.

The fit she threw when she learned she had to "wait" was insane.

I was shocked. She reacted as if I was asking her to stick her hand in molten lava.

"Waiting" to her was painful. And yet she doesn't give two shits when she makes other people wait for her. I don't understand it.

[ؘ @for2yul]

a coreia perdendo ontem pra africa do sul depois do show de racismo que eles fizeram aqui nesse site bem feito