Cobalt Clovers

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Art made may be violent or distressing or adult, please be advised.

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Going to a MAGA Rally and eating a Shawarma as obnoxiously as possible into the microphone while calling all of them liberals

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Abdul El-Sayed has officially declared Shawarma as the national dish of Michigan.

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

I feel like you could weed out whoever is an idiot depending on if they'd let Mario vote in whatever the current thing is. Mario can legally vote, and is going to vote exactly how you think Mario is going to vote, and if you think Mario shouldn't vote then you're sus.

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

@MonsterEnergy Monster if you make a bikini lingerie set I will wear that shit under my normal clothes like the worlds sluttiest fireman

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

@pukeperfection Botched urethral sounding

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

@crackshedslut Unc Status

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

I think I never wanted to exist because I never wanted to hurt people, accidentally or not

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

I think you can tell me what you are and I'll generally accept it. Except for Christians, because my family were and were annoying and it is my civic duty to annoy all Christians I meet. Don't ask me if I'm Catholic or Protestant, I've only ever been told Christian.

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Almost liked a chud tweet

[Cold @coldxbt]

you guys realize they're going to kill us right

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

I think I just saw a post of Johnny Joestar combined with Monika from DDLC

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Now that they have the house, they can have 1.3 times the amount of strongly worded letters!

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

WE JUST FLIPPED THE HOUSE

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Unreliable narrators are good, but what if everyone is unreliable? I see that you flinching means you're scared, another saw you tense with anger, you just shivered because you're cold.
Maybe it's all about perspective!

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

uhgnh,,, what's that? Red Wave? Sorry, my tampon slipped for a second there, lemme just-

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Blue Wave of US has arrived, Woke 3.0 is officially here. I'm gonna go do some lunges to get a bigger ass, down a protein shake, get some spicy chicken wings and get high as fuck in celebration. Sure, I do that like once a week, but this time I'm celebrating!

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

@airitechh Holy shit I've been on the toilet for 33 minutes

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

YEAH BABY THE ONLY RED WAVE AMERICA IS EXPERIENCING IS MY #PERIOD

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Boil up some Kirk, it's gonna be a long night

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

Holy fuck Texas impressed me

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

@Lucayou7 waow

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

I can see it now. My phone, within the reach of my hands! Uwah~? It's already there? I'm gripping my case so hard! The screen is... So sleek... I don't think I've ever held a leek before. Like I've seen Miku hold one, but I've never even touc- The phone sex roleplay is ruined.

[Cobalt Clovers @CobaltClovers]

What do you someone who is ftm, half human/half fiend and only does one night stands?
A T-Fling
I just thought of this I should be a comedian