Alex Cobb

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

First day of class older woman with germ phobia wopes entire lecture hall table twice

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

@survivetheark thanks to @NeebsOfficial I actually knew this was coming out for #PS4

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

You mean the bullshit can start this early in the morning ? Think I'll go back to bed

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Getting off early and getting paid for the full day is like acing a final for a class you haven't been too

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

I'm glad @united is getting me home but after the discount hotel and shitty reseating, I'll fly @Delta from now on.

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

I would like to thank @united for delaying our trip 2 hours, not having a flight to Pensacola when we get here, and for the "discount" hotel

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Tribal bingo:
Announcer:
"Storm cloud E"
Player:
"all I need now is screaming eagle 7"
#bingo

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Quote of the day:
"I have kickers under seats to make bitches wet when they ride with me"

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Quote of the day: "take that bitch to dinner, bitches love dinner"

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

🖕🏼😒🖕🏼 honesty : that shit is rare with with generation

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Hi welcome to America, we are trying ban the right to own protection, that way only the criminals can have them to use!

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Ok screw you too Snapchat..

[Alex Cobb @Cobb_Alex10]

Quote of the day:
"yea, my girlfriend blows it on me all the time... Wait that sounds wrong.."