Jakey, Bobakey

Yikers
29!!

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

exhausted, excited to fall asleep immediately
Also me lying in bed the most awake I've ever been: jeffalope. gregalope. johnalope. benalope. hankalope. willalope

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Chapelle Roan as Tucker Carlson be like "We need a feminine M&M"

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Bury me at Blowjob Cove

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

I'm at the all-you-can-eat buffet on a hunger strike until they bring out the pussy

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Type shit, my dear Watson.

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

M I found in the bar tray got me moving in 3rd person like Max Payne

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Old white women love to talk about horse flies, many such cases

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

God gives his funniest reels to his textingest driver

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Evil computah, make this guy chaste and heterosexual

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

The room's just not the same without the elephant

[Praise @tufpraise]

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

"I'm so thirsty, but all I have is my weed pen." An anthology.

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Picking up the grannies with the fancy scooters, call that Good Will Hunting.

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Jamaican David Byrne be like 'dis ah nah mi dati wife, dis ah nah mi rasclaat yaad'

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

Cracking a beer at noon and saying "it's tickle time somewhere"

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

The tickle tweets aren't testing well with the prime demo.

[Jakey, Bobakey @Cobberrrr]

I get a couple beers in and the tickle monster comes out