Peach Cobble

Fiona! PBS has been made possible thanks to viewers like me she/her

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I don’t know what alcohol tastes like, I only boof

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Holy shit you guys I just remembered Joe Biden is alive

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Aidan Turner and his sexy ass bob

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David Harbour married for four years then divorced. Graduated with a bachelor’s degree, am I right?

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Eleanor and I can’t figure out an answer to a medical question and she goes “should we leave a voicemail to a doctor’s office? 😁”

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“What happened tonight gnocciologically oughtta happen again”

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Fart so loud my balls dropped

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I just accidentally touched my buttcrack

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We have nooks but we don’t have crannies..what’s up with that?

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Everyone knows birds are politically neutral bc they have a left wing and a right wing duh

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I bet inchworms do butt stuff

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Roly polyamorous

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The bird one minute: omfg I’m awake so early
The bird the next minute: no fucking way a worm

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CONFIRMED: Jetset uses TATTOO INK for their hand stamps

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If you see me laughing to myself it’s because I’m thinking about Nick Lachey

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I’m gonna name my kid Donny Jepp

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In my universe Bob Dylan already died in the late 90s in an airplane

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Is it weird to kinda want Sister Michael? From Derry girls? .. I want her

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They’ve got a fire pussonality and one of those face that kisses back!

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Benjamin Button

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We’ve decided to name our vagina Benjamin