Ed ≅

arriba los zapateros

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Right this platform is obviously falling to shit. Most your notifications are from sex bots and the replies to almost every tweet are "Won't somebody think of the billionaires? 🥺" Without a hint of sarcasm. So I'm just gonna tweet every innane/batshit thought that comes to mind

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

God I love watching Cape Verde. Anyone seeing Uruguay v Spain right now instead has such a fundamentally different understanding of football than I do

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

I'm not even gonna be able to be happy when this cunt dies cos it means he gets to avoid all the catastrophes he's creating. Fuck sake.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has eliminated all regulations on greenhouse gas emissions from vehicles.

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@rj5470557357508 @jimthegiant Hold on, are you saying I've just missed 9 world wars 🫪

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Fancy a wank but bored of every kind of porn I like. Now what? The obvious suggestion would be to actually meet someone. Funnily enough, that's actually what I'd prefer. Previous attempts suggest that there is something vital missing from me that makes me fundamentally unlovable.

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Dire fucking straights when I'm fervently agreeing with a silicon valley tech conglomerate on matters of liberty. The implementation of how they're verifying peoples' ages in this represents everything important about it.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Facebook and Instagram owner Meta has called for device-level age checks in response to the UK's social media ban for children

"People shouldn't be asked to hand over ID to dozens of individual services to prove their age"

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Niiiii-pooooonnnn 🎶

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@jamesallcott That's what happens if you actually have one worth singing. We desperately need to change ours 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@shawncbrown So we've all just accepted this notion in blind faith that the boffins have got it solved. Einstein and his cronies are laughing at us

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@PolitlcsUK Yes, that'll sort it out

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@shawncbrown I'd love to get a game against Argentina and hear "you can shove your malvinas up yer arse (sideways)"

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

What's a reasonable amount for this, what do we accept? 250 billion quid?Imagine the amount of takeaways we could buy.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Donald Trump is considering buying the Chagos Islands to stop the UK giving it to Mauritius

[@Telegraph]

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Well said. And the cunts have the audacity to masquerade under the guise of patriotism. They're our flags too 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

The right are destroying Britain's image on a global stage.

Britain has spent an incredible amount of time and effort through TV and film to showcase the best parts of our culture. Our architecture, our countryside, our history, music, comedy etc.

All of this is being destroyed in the last 3 years due to a concerted effort to undermine us. The amount of energy the right has out into pretend london is a war-zone, that we are on the brink of a religious war all this being amplified by Elon Musk, Trump, JD Vance is doing untold damage to our nations image globally.

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Bruv we aren't even allowed to bring them into stadiums here. If only there was someone with power and influence to change the laws we have to live by into something they agree with.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer launches an attack on FIFA for banning refillable water bottles at the World Cup

"It's just wrong... and I can't help but think that it's about making money. The tickets themselves cost a fortune - far too expensive in my view. Think of the fans"

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

These are the fucking debates we should be having, I don't give a shit who plays up front for Germany

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@FootballCliches How does that sound?

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Shouldn't she be in goal?

[kaley @kalec55]

gk barry in soccer aid is absolutely sending me 😭

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

Oh. So he's either a double agent sent by the krauts or an idiot

[England @England]

It’s official. Your #ThreeLions players heading to the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@PUFCandENGLAND @F_Chairman Just mad that he's the one to win by such a margin. My biggest is 8-0 in over 500 seasons

[Ed ≅ @Cobbler27Ed]

@PUFCandENGLAND @F_Chairman "Defensive"