Dan Cobert

I'm a facetious fella who loves science, engineering, and travelling.

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

I wish I could find a way to romanticise the present.

[Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend]

Twitter made her remove this brilliant post. 🏆

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

@RaleighBMusic I know it's not a popular opinion, but I think they're pretty.

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Kyle's dirtier than a craw daddy on a swamp rat. #BB24

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

A Boomer complains about forms, "This has been a white nation for 200 years, I got go all the way to the bottom of the list check White now. We should be at the top of the list, not Asian."

Imagine being so racist you forget about the alphabet. #StopAsianHate #OverHeardFlorida

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@tropicaltroy68 @neiltyson And yet you did too.

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@elonmusk This has be a troll tweet, right? You know no one is or can attack space.

We are attacking you.

'Cause you're a selfish child.

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

If you find metal sticking to your skin after you get vaccinated, it's not 'cause you're now magnetic.

It's 'cause you're gross.

#vaccinated #vaccination #conspiracytheory #magnetgate #vaccine #vaccineSideEffects #VaccinesWork

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

@realDonaldTrump How does someone who doesn't drink get so drunk?

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I'm proud to announce, in a couple short months, I get to unfollow @realDonaldTrump.

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

Everyone keeps saying nobody won the debate, but personally, I think Vladimir Putin did a great job. #debate2020 #VoteHimOut2020 #apocalypse2020 #TrumpBidenDebate #TrumpTaxReturns #MAGA

[Dan Cobert @CobertDan]

My worst fear of being stranded an island isn't the lack food, water, or shelter, but that everyone will eventually notice my unibrow.