Cobra Leader

Pure evil since 1982. Terrordromesmith, business enthusiast, blue ribbon winning gardener.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Clearly talking about Baroness.

[Nicki💗 @AwkwardAndOdd]

I have big boobs and a fat ass
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[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Well, another throne room kaput thanks to Firefly's lack of self control and love of Ronsonol.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@cyborg_rogue @Christ21cent @joel98685905 @aigkenham Hit and miss. You know how it goes.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Frostbite called. He said that he pizzaed when he was supposed to french fry on the slopes, so he had a bad time and now I'm not able to keep schedule on my Pyramid of Darkness, thanks to his bumbling!!! IDIOT!!!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@qtychr @0xADADA @b_apothecary Thanks!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@violetpickle58 @ThatEricAlper You're welcome.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Working on developing a flesh eating bacteria and instead created a half way decent exfoliant.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

I'm not ashamed to say that Tom Brady, aka Fred 69, is not my brightest operative.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

The contest is over and the friendship locket winner is..... @elonmusk!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@Plaguesworth @OSWreview Bitch, I might be!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@briannetzeljr Left buttcheek.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@littleWookiee @JVideos82 I like it!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Watching the troops at the laser rifle range.

Not a single Cobra trooper hit a Target and one of them accidentally shot the other in the groin.

If anyone needs me, I will be in the war room throwing a raging tantrum.

COBRAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Ok, Google.

Call Storm Shadow

CALLING SHARTS SHIDDER

F@#&! I knew I shouldn't have changed Crystal Ball's name to sharts shidder in my contacts! Ok, Google!! Hang up!!! Hang up, you fool!!!!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Dr. Mindbender is in the throne room. He won't stop talking about his guest spot on Miami Vice. Talk about clinging to 15 minutes of fame.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

Climate change. Hahaha. Two words, fools.

WEATHER DOMINATOR

#DemDebate

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@AkuraElvas Um, no.

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@Choni_ @UniversalPics @Hasbro Maybe I am!

[Cobra Leader @cobraleader1982]

@Scrap_Iron13 Psh, you know me. I think waaaay bigger than that these days.