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Do what i tell you...........not what i do

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@KevinOConnorTOH @JeffSweenor That view reminds me of the great porch on the show The Walton’s. Love that house.

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@mtgreenee I can’t wait to read about you infecting your family you bitch!!!!!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr YOURE A BITCH

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@DailyMail “Per cent”? Really? Trusted news source? At least spell shit correctly to be taken seriously

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@LittleDebbie vanilla Fall Party Cakes are Christmas trees in disguise.

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@LittleDebbie bring on the 🎄! “Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, how well you go with coffee“. #myfaves

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@MichaelRapaport I dickstain Is faking having the virus so that in 14 days from now he can come out and say “see I was right all along. I told you it isn’t that serious. We survived now open up the country and takeoff your mask like I’ve been saying”. #fakeasfuck

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@LittleDebbie I consider it pre-Christmas tree season. #myfaves

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@Make_It_Right Lemme guess. Beer in the other hand.

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@PGA_JohnDaly good luck the rest of the weekend. Would love to see you in the winners circle again. #longandstrong

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@tomhanks why have you not been tweeting for 3 months?

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@HiddenCash I can’t believe some of you dopes actually took this seriously.

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@realDonaldTrump how do you explain away more deaths than any other country?

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@HiddenCash @WashingtonNFL @NFL The team would consist of nothing but goatee wearing overweight white hillbillies. They would never win a game

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@realDonaldTrump @chuckwoolery I hope you two morons contract the “hoax“. #simplemindedmorons

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@MichaelLofthou4 ENJOY UNEMPLOYMENT STUPID

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@TheKimAlexander What a little bitch trying to be tough to some old people. What’s that bitches name?

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@LetitiaMontana wear a mask you bitch. Not just for health reasons but to cover your ugly fucking mug

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@CloydRivers Now you’re promoting criminal activity asshole?